Corrupt a Wish

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T-rav20
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24 Feb 2007, 2:54 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

I wish to be a bicycle.

Granted, but you will be crushed by the cruel wheels of a routemaster... and irony

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I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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24 Feb 2007, 2:54 am

I wish I were married to hale_bopp.

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24 Feb 2007, 2:56 am

Granted; but she'll be out with gay men all night every night, and you'll never get to do anything with her.

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24 Feb 2007, 3:01 am

I wish I had Twenty Billion.

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I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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24 Feb 2007, 3:05 am

Don't know really but I'm assuming 20 Billion is some sort of product since you didn't say dollars but you get a broken one.

I want long hair.

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24 Feb 2007, 3:09 am

Granted; but you'll look like this:

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24 Feb 2007, 3:11 am

Oh god.

I want to be a beautiful model.

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24 Feb 2007, 3:14 am

Granted, but you loose the ability to have sex.

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24 Feb 2007, 3:17 am

I want.....to find my LOTR Two Towers DVD.

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24 Feb 2007, 3:17 am

You find it, but it's broken in half.

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24 Feb 2007, 3:21 am

f*****g Hell. I like the Two Towers.

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24 Feb 2007, 3:51 am

Starbuline wrote:

Don't know really but I'm assuming 20 Billion is some sort of product since you didn't say dollars but you get a broken one.

I left it nonspecific, so someone could add something funny.

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24 Feb 2007, 4:08 am

I wish for third degree radiation burns.

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24 Feb 2007, 4:11 am

You get them, but you live, suffering horribly for the rest of your long, long life.

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I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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24 Feb 2007, 5:54 am

I wish I had brown eyes.

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24 Feb 2007, 5:59 am

Starbuline wrote:

I wish I had brown eyes.

They are now brown for a reason.

I want the contract of San VanGoza

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