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25 Sep 2015, 2:34 pm

Saw this in front of a pizza shop.

Please buy our pizza. We knead the dough.

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25 Sep 2015, 3:47 pm

How did our child get that malady?

Someone opened the window and in flew Enza.

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25 Sep 2015, 3:50 pm

Why was the clock thrown out the window?

So time would fly.

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25 Sep 2015, 9:00 pm

Q: What's the difference between a professional boxer and a man with a bad cold?

A: One knows his blows, and the other blows his nose.

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26 Sep 2015, 2:16 pm

We interrupt this post to annoy you and make things generally irritating.

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26 Sep 2015, 3:04 pm

A teacher asked a little boy "Timmy, if your mother gave you three dollars and you asked for two more dollars, how many dollars would you have?"

"Three dollars." Timmy answered.

"I'm afraid you don't know math." the teacher said.

"I'm afraid you don't know my mother." the boy said.

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26 Sep 2015, 4:12 pm

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a goose.

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27 Sep 2015, 11:18 am

What does a baby computer call its father? DATA!

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27 Sep 2015, 1:48 pm

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

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27 Sep 2015, 5:23 pm

Stay away from electricity - it hertz.

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28 Sep 2015, 5:22 am

How does a hairless cat look?
https://www.google.com/search?q=google+ ... AnomJUM%3A

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28 Sep 2015, 9:31 am

I'm surprised no one's posted a knock-knock joke yet, because they are always bad.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur mometer is broken. Can we borrow yours?

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28 Sep 2015, 3:37 pm

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "Banana"?

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