Oxymoron phrases you've seen or came up with

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22 Apr 2007, 8:40 pm

Violent Peace

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22 Apr 2007, 8:55 pm

No seeing dogs allowed in the library.
The joke being that people with seeing dogs are most likely blind and can not read books.

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23 Apr 2007, 4:56 pm

Serious fun.

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23 Apr 2007, 5:30 pm

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23 Apr 2007, 5:30 pm

What's an oxymoron?

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23 Apr 2007, 5:45 pm

An oxymoron is when there's a phrase that can't possibly be true because it doesn't make sense.

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23 Apr 2007, 5:51 pm

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23 Apr 2007, 5:55 pm

RedMage wrote:

What's an oxymoron?

An oxymoron is a phase that contradicts itself.

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23 Apr 2007, 5:57 pm

A blue moon.

The Moon isn't blue, it's a pale yellow.

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23 Apr 2007, 6:40 pm

Third Quater Moon

It is half of the Moon.

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23 Apr 2007, 6:55 pm

New Moon

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23 Apr 2007, 7:29 pm

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23 Apr 2007, 7:30 pm

Flow wrote:

An oxymoron is a phase that contradicts itself.

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