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22 Apr 2007, 8:11 pm

i cannot lie. its almost impossible for me to


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23 Apr 2007, 1:31 am

richardbenson wrote:
i cannot lie. its almost impossible for me to


I am astounded by the cleverness of this paradox.



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23 Apr 2007, 1:35 am

calandale wrote:
richardbenson wrote:
i cannot lie. its almost impossible for me to


I am astounded by the cleverness of this paradox.


Ah HA! Do you not see the loophole though? "Almost" This implies that the original statement "I cannot lie." itself is a lie.... wait that's the point of this thread isn't it.


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23 Apr 2007, 1:20 pm

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