Quatermass wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
I doom Quatermass to being trapped with John Prescott for 48 hours in a Multi screen Tv room with each screen playing Gone With The Wind at full volume
I hope he's:
1. A fan of
Doctor Who or a British comedy
2. Got a gun to shoot out the creens and speakers......
I doom Graelwyn to be locked into a dark room with James Cameron's
Titanic Oscar Acceptance speech on a perpetual loop for 36 hours, unless she reads
Don Quixote in four days.
There. I gave her an escape route. An unlikely one, unless she's both a fanatical reader AND an insomniac.....

LOL, look up who John Prescott is and all the scandal stories about him
And hmmm...Don Quixote... *goes in hunt of a Dummies Guide...

Maybe they have it in this book they sell here that is like this giant tome to read on the toilet, that contains extracts from most of the classics.
I looked him up before I made that post. Didn't read any specific scandals, though. And I mean the full unabridged version of