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An "innuendo" is obviously..."an Italian enema"!

Like the word "speciman" obviously means "an Italian astronaut".

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That's good.

Up there with "When they said 'Canada' I thought it would be in the woods somewhere."[Marilyn Monroe].

And....

"I don't even know what street Canada is on!"[Al Capone].

it is beholden upon all believers of the sanctity of quartz crystal regularity to stand as a proud revolutionary in a field of dead carnations.

Was really everything black and white in the past?

There can't possibly be recycled paper. I mean, how are they going to remove what you have written on it when you do that with permanent markers? It's impossible and it's not taped pieces of paper! It's a full, clean sheet!

Wait... you need to connect your e-guitar to a box first so it makes that raw sound?
You mean it doesn't make it itself?

Why did those GameBoy things have buttons and no touchscreens? How did people even play on them then? And where can I download games for it? Is it even connected to the internet right now?

I can't eat my greens! The bag says the best before date is today at 6 pm, and it's 6.01 pm now so if I eat them I'll die of food poisoning!

there is no use by date on packets of salt.
that is why i never buy salt. i never know if it is out of date so i do not chance it

there is a telephone number of something i am interested in inquiring about that i keep hearing on my car radio, but the number is "thirteen thirty thirty two" and i have rung all the shops that sell telephones to ask them whether they have any telephones in stock with the number "13" and "30" and "32" on their keypads, but to date i have not been successful in obtaining one, so alas, i can not contact the company i hear advertised on the radio even though i dearly want to.

"How do you spell 'ABC'?"

"Yeah, I was listening; but I wasn't paying attention."

"It's my way or the highway! Wait ... where are you going?"

In which year did Leona Lewis win The X Factor's 2006 season?

horseless riders are frequently found wandering between stables infested with equine distemper.

What colour is a red fire truck?

the domain of the stupid is inaccessible for stupid people due to the plethora of routes that lead to it.

In the realm of the plenty, there is always enough for a few to suspect the many.

an abundance of musical desire will never create an avenue that reduces traffic in a sparse part of a town

How the hell did they play those big records on CD-players?

I bought a tape deck, but the tapes I have found are too big! How am I supposed to get them in!?

Why did people back then use stationary phones with wires instead of just using smartphones?