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12 May 2018, 4:51 am

An infrared sauna and someone yo pay my electricity bill.

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12 May 2018, 8:24 am

More money to spend on new music and video games.

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12 May 2018, 8:31 am

Well wanting stuff seems pretty selfish to be honest, I want things like most people but sometimes you just never get what you want.That disclaimer aside, I wish I had my Arch Linux server setup before it got strung and destroyed from orbit. I wish I had my GTX 980 that actually worked. I wish I had a gaming area set up that has more then a few games on a generation old tech... Basically I would like my life back before I decided its a bright idea to play thermoglobal nuclear warfare and become the fail guy for World War III...

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12 May 2018, 9:46 am

For this funny eye tic of mine to go away!

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12 May 2018, 12:31 pm

I wish I could live in a beautiful house in the country with a boyfriend

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12 May 2018, 1:01 pm

Raleigh wrote:

An infrared sauna and someone yo pay my electricity bill.

Predictive text that doesn't insist on putting "yo" instead of "to".

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13 May 2018, 8:44 am

^ Somewhere in some random internet forum, some wannabe gangsta kid is having the opposite problem with all their yos becoming tos.

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14 May 2018, 1:00 pm

I just thought of something else.

I wish I had a pet chain chomp. Yes, I'm talking about the ones from Mario.

I've always loved chain chomps. They would be good for scaring away intruders.

Would you need to feed a chain chomp? I'm honestly not sure. I'm not sure if they are supposed to be biological, mechanical, or something else entirely. If they are mechanical or something else entirely, that means they obviously don't need to eat ... though they are obviously capable of eating.

Overall, my favorite Mario enemies are the ones that blur the line between the biological and the mechanical. I like chain chomps, bob-ombs and bullet bills. All of them bewilder me with their ambiguous nature.

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14 May 2018, 3:47 pm

Sometimes I wish I had a pet anaconda.

I would try to feed it different foods. If it didn't eat one of my foods, I would say "My anaconda don't want none!"

LOL I am such a gangsta.

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15 May 2018, 11:13 am

Financial reparations and apologies from homophobes and other idiots

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15 May 2018, 11:29 am

An unerring sense of which way is north.... sorry, it's a bit an obsession of mine.

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16 May 2018, 8:52 pm

I wish I had a nice cabin in the woods with 200 acres and a pond. I wish I had a nice husband. I wish I had money to get my truck out of the shop. I also wish I had money to buy some clothes I like..

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16 May 2018, 8:58 pm

An "off" switch for my brain when I need/want to get to sleep.

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17 May 2018, 10:14 am

My husband back :cry:

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