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06 Nov 2018, 1:45 pm

The next time I feel like praising a wonderful new invention, I'm going to say, "It's the greatest thing since splinter-free toilet paper!"


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06 Nov 2018, 1:54 pm

In the past, I can remember some public toilets having rolls of non-perforated toilet paper.
What a b***h that was. :lol:


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06 Nov 2018, 5:05 pm

Raleigh wrote:
In the past, I can remember some public toilets having rolls of non-perforated toilet paper.
What a b***h that was. :lol:
That's what used to be called "John Wayne" toilet paper -- rough, tough, and won't take s*** from anybody.



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06 Nov 2018, 5:07 pm

^ Eew, you're reminding me of the terrible "institutional bog roll" that schools etc. always used to have when I was a kid. It was like a weird hybrid of greaseproof paper and tracing paper. The shiny, almost waterproof, surface would have been just the thing for a prisoner going for optimum smearing during a "dirty protest", and the slightest crumple or crease made it feel like you were tearing yourself several new bumholes.


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10 Nov 2018, 12:57 am

This might be a coincidence but the other night on "The Good Doctor" Shaun was arguing with his roommate about the way the toilet paper was hanging.
In the end they had separate holders.