If a chimpanzee gave birth to a human.

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16 May 2019, 9:25 am

Article: More McCarthy Hogwash!

"A Georgia geneticist, Dr. Eugene McCarthy claims that humans have evolved by hybridization between a boar and a female chimpanzee. Anyone trained in genetics or evolution will immediately do a double-take reading this, because it so far off the edge of crazy that it cries out to be examined further. So you click on the link, and what do you find? Is there a ton of genetic data, peer-reviewed and published in a respectable journal, that would allow us to take the claim seriously? No, not even close. Not only is it a wild claim made on a personal website without any peer review (the classic sign of crackpot science), but the evidence is not genetic at all. So what about the genetic evidence? This is the biggest surprise of all: this geneticist doesn’t mention it once! For good reason: there is no genetic evidence in favor of the idea, and mountains of genetic evidence against it." -- Excerpt from the article



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18 May 2019, 8:13 pm

Ezra,

I love those jokes!

What do you get when you cross a donkey, a cat and a dog?

ASS-PURR-GRRS!



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18 May 2019, 8:35 pm

Then there the time some pervert had sex with a ewe at the York Interstate fair and got caught by the police. I was working at Pizza Hut at the time, and the jokes the delivery drivers were telling were pretty b-aaaa-aaaa-d :twisted: !



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19 May 2019, 12:10 am

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?



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19 May 2019, 8:47 am

auntblabby wrote:
what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?


Is this a joke riddle question?

Or is this a real question?



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28 May 2019, 4:01 am

naturalplastic wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?


Is this a joke riddle question? Or is this a real question?

sorry, 'tis a joke, the answer is "elephino." [IOW "hell if i know"]