Strangest Bumper Sticker?

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The most interesting one I saw was, "I LOVE UKRAINE." I didn't know there were any people of Ukrainian descent where I live.

The most annoying one is "VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL." Yes, it's important, but it sounds as if the person wants special accolades for doing what he's supposed to do for safety sake and to avoid annoying other drivers.

"Bumper sticker philosophies" really irritate me. Who are they trying to impress?

Those stickers that say "How's my driving?" prompt me to say, "It's terrible!" if the person in front of me is doing something particularly dangerous.

I don't advertise my political or religious beliefs via bumper sticker. Those things are private or shared with family and friends, not strangers.

I came across a few other good ones in the Internet news:

I was an Honor Student // I don't know what happened.

Don't Drink and Park // Accidents Cause People

Adults On Board // We want to live too!

I'm 70, Leave Me the Hell Alone!

The Fact that No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're an Artist!

If You Can Read This, I'm not impressed. Most people can read.

I've got a perfect body // But it's in the trunk, and beginning to smell.

Alcohol and Calculus don't mix // Don't Drink and Derive.

BACK OFF, bumper humper! // My brakes are good. How's your insurance?

Condoms Prevent Minivans

My Dog is Smarter than you Honor Student

Please - Don't Hit Me - I'm Not 100% Sure of My Coverage!

Sometimes I Wrestle with My Demons / Sometimes We Just Snuggle!

Do Not Meddle In the Affairs of Dragons // for You are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup

I Hate Bumper Stickers

Obey Gravity // It's the law!

Watch Out for the Idiot Behind Me!

Source: Funny Bumper Stickers You Don’t See Everyday

When Hillary Clinton was running for president some haters were putting stickers that said "Run Hillary Run" on their front bumper.

Stop inbreeding, ban country music.
Bad cop, no donut.

Denis Istomin: I Support Tennis Uzbekistan (no, not really, but that would be a good one for him, as he does support tennis in Uzbekistan).

... Various food and swearword puns in my native language.
... Too many perverted visuals and sayings/puns -- with minimal censors. Sometimes it's explicitly shown -- and it's no 'optical illusion.

Occasional direct translations of 'You're ugly/annoying' among various statements.

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

Klaudiya Istomina (Mom and coach to Denis Istomin):

Proud Mom To an Asian Games Champion (Palembang, 2018)

I guess bumper stickers are big business or maybe small business. There are many websites that sell them. Here are a few from one of these websites that are a little humorous. (Although most IMO are not!)

If I am ever on life support // Unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works!

If you can read this // My cloaking device is broken.

Enjoy life // It has an expiration date.

People are stupid today because all the interesting stuff is hidden safely in books.

Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult.

what if the hokey pokey really is what's it's all about?

You may say I'm a Dreamer // I'm not the only one.

Stormchaser // Do not follow!

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

I'm the Quiet Neighbor with the Big Freezer.

Fight Truth Decay

Fueled by Hippie Dust

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices, You are One of Them.

I think one of the most famous ones is, s**t happens.

I tend to note bumper stickers which are "supposed to" discourage tailgaters. I sense the worded bumper stickers have very little effect on discouraging tailgating. I prefer to apply (visual design) vertical-striped stickers that cover the entire length of a bumper - which may be somewhat better than worded stickers. The novelty bumper-stickers (as opposed to popular stickers) are actually most noticeable.

The vertical-striped stickers color combinations available to possibly reduce the chances of rear-end collisions:

* Yellow/black.
* Orange/black.
* Orange/white.
* Red/white.
* And maybe red/black.

Here in Calif. it actually feels noticeable not to see novelty bumper stickers after a month or so.

The Bumper Sticker: (includes the history of the bumper-sticker)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumper_sticker

Unfortunately, very little discourages tailgaters. I regularly see somebody riding someone else's bumper here. I'm surprised there aren't more rear-ender accidents. I have seen some really bad accidents, but rear-end collisions are surprising rare given the amount of "bumper kissing" drivers do here.

Some people have so many stickers on their cars and in places that obscure visibility. The cars they drive usually look like the aftermath of a destruction derby.