Borromeo wrote:
"Grab your pair." Not misread so much as misinterpreted.
Yep. You don't hafta misread it in order to misread it. Lol!
You know it HAS to mean one, or the other, of TWO sets of body parts.
One set is on yourself (if you're a guy), and hurts if you grab it. The other would be on another person, and it would be pleasant (for you) to "grab".