I’m ashamed to learn this is a Canadian product. :(

vodka/gin with coke

For real. YUCK!
RUM with coke...me hardies! Arrrrrr.....
Or...
Vodka with orange juice, to make a screwdriver.
or vodka with any citrus juice, or any combination of citrus, or with Orange, Lemon, limes, and white wine. The later is already mixed for you in some flavors of wine coolers you can buy. So just take a Bartyles and James white wine cooler, and spike it with some vodka.
My own invention.A more sophisticated version of a screwdriver.
Wine coolers are associated with California, and vodka with Russia, so I dubbed the drink a "Siberian Surfer".
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The vodka is unaged made using a traditional filtration method developed by P. A. Smirnov. Recipe No. 21 was created by Smirnov's son Vladimir after escaping Russia during the October Revolution.
When the Tsar nationalized the Russian vodka industry in 1904, Vladimir Smirnov was forced to sell his factory and the brand. During the October Revolution of 1917, the Smirnov family fled the country. In 1920, Vladimir Smirnov established a factory in Constantinople (present day Istanbul). Four years later he moved to Lwów (then in Second Polish Republic, now Lviv in Ukraine). He renamed the vodka "Smirnoff". It sold marginally well but not nearly as it had in Russia prior to 1904. Although an additional distillery was founded in Paris in 1925, sales remained far less than that produced in Russia.
In the 1930s, Vladimir met Rudolph Kunett, a Russian who had emigrated in the 1920s to New York, and had succeeded in business. The Kunett family had been a supplier of grain to Smirnov in Moscow before the Revolution. In 1933, Vladimir sold Kunett the rights to Smirnoff vodka production and sales in North America. Kunett then returned to the United States, quit his sales job, and established his first North American distillery in Bethel, Connecticut, after the end of Prohibition in 1933. However, the business in North America was not as successful as Kunett had hoped. By 1938, Kunett could not afford the sales licenses, and contacted John Martin, president of Heublein, a company that specialized in the import and export of liquors and foreign foods. Using the $14,000 that the Heublein company made from a new product that ended up saving them from bankruptcy, Martin bought the rights to Smirnoff in 1939. His board thought he was mad. Americans were traditionally whiskey drinkers unfamiliar with vodka and so sales were slow. Sales picked up considerably after Heublein advertised it as a "white whiskey" with "no taste, no smell" sealed with whiskey corks.
Canadian market Smirnoff is produced in Canada, but it might be a stretch to call it a Canadian product, given that most of the company's important history occurred in the US and the current ownership is British.
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Smirnoff was how I learned that alcoholic malt beverages were the only alcoholic beverages I could stand the taste of. I can't stand traditional beer. I've moved onto Mike's since then.
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I can think of other things that are made to be the lowest price....... but are so bad that they turn people off that product.
Ragu pasta sauce - has no spices like oregano...so it tastes bland. So you'd think tomato sauce was a bad thing to eat.
Cheap strong lager, one of the worst tastes.
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The vodka is unaged made using a traditional filtration method developed by P. A. Smirnov. Recipe No. 21 was created by Smirnov's son Vladimir after escaping Russia during the October Revolution.
When the Tsar nationalized the Russian vodka industry in 1904, Vladimir Smirnov was forced to sell his factory and the brand. During the October Revolution of 1917, the Smirnov family fled the country. In 1920, Vladimir Smirnov established a factory in Constantinople (present day Istanbul). Four years later he moved to Lwów (then in Second Polish Republic, now Lviv in Ukraine). He renamed the vodka "Smirnoff". It sold marginally well but not nearly as it had in Russia prior to 1904. Although an additional distillery was founded in Paris in 1925, sales remained far less than that produced in Russia.
In the 1930s, Vladimir met Rudolph Kunett, a Russian who had emigrated in the 1920s to New York, and had succeeded in business. The Kunett family had been a supplier of grain to Smirnov in Moscow before the Revolution. In 1933, Vladimir sold Kunett the rights to Smirnoff vodka production and sales in North America. Kunett then returned to the United States, quit his sales job, and established his first North American distillery in Bethel, Connecticut, after the end of Prohibition in 1933. However, the business in North America was not as successful as Kunett had hoped. By 1938, Kunett could not afford the sales licenses, and contacted John Martin, president of Heublein, a company that specialized in the import and export of liquors and foreign foods. Using the $14,000 that the Heublein company made from a new product that ended up saving them from bankruptcy, Martin bought the rights to Smirnoff in 1939. His board thought he was mad. Americans were traditionally whiskey drinkers unfamiliar with vodka and so sales were slow. Sales picked up considerably after Heublein advertised it as a "white whiskey" with "no taste, no smell" sealed with whiskey corks.
Canadian market Smirnoff is produced in Canada, but it might be a stretch to call it a Canadian product, given that most of the company's important history occurred in the US and the current ownership is British.
Weird.
Some guy I know that's a wine importer/wholesaler told me it's always been a Canadian product, so I looked up a bottle on BC Liquor's website and it displays a Canadian flag for where it's from so I figured it was a Canadian thing since that's how they sell it here - displayed as being from Canada.
I still won't buy it, though, regardless of country of origin.. because it's gross.
Who owns it? Which British company owns it ?
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May as well just chug syrup those are both so sickly sweet.

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May as well just chug syrup those are both so sickly sweet.

Well I spent my youth drinking soda and soda is what I'm used to. If there's an alcohol that tastes like soda, I'll drink it.
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The vodka is unaged made using a traditional filtration method developed by P. A. Smirnov. Recipe No. 21 was created by Smirnov's son Vladimir after escaping Russia during the October Revolution.
When the Tsar nationalized the Russian vodka industry in 1904, Vladimir Smirnov was forced to sell his factory and the brand. During the October Revolution of 1917, the Smirnov family fled the country. In 1920, Vladimir Smirnov established a factory in Constantinople (present day Istanbul). Four years later he moved to Lwów (then in Second Polish Republic, now Lviv in Ukraine). He renamed the vodka "Smirnoff". It sold marginally well but not nearly as it had in Russia prior to 1904. Although an additional distillery was founded in Paris in 1925, sales remained far less than that produced in Russia.
In the 1930s, Vladimir met Rudolph Kunett, a Russian who had emigrated in the 1920s to New York, and had succeeded in business. The Kunett family had been a supplier of grain to Smirnov in Moscow before the Revolution. In 1933, Vladimir sold Kunett the rights to Smirnoff vodka production and sales in North America. Kunett then returned to the United States, quit his sales job, and established his first North American distillery in Bethel, Connecticut, after the end of Prohibition in 1933. However, the business in North America was not as successful as Kunett had hoped. By 1938, Kunett could not afford the sales licenses, and contacted John Martin, president of Heublein, a company that specialized in the import and export of liquors and foreign foods. Using the $14,000 that the Heublein company made from a new product that ended up saving them from bankruptcy, Martin bought the rights to Smirnoff in 1939. His board thought he was mad. Americans were traditionally whiskey drinkers unfamiliar with vodka and so sales were slow. Sales picked up considerably after Heublein advertised it as a "white whiskey" with "no taste, no smell" sealed with whiskey corks.
Canadian market Smirnoff is produced in Canada, but it might be a stretch to call it a Canadian product, given that most of the company's important history occurred in the US and the current ownership is British.
Weird.
Some guy I know that's a wine importer/wholesaler told me it's always been a Canadian product, so I looked up a bottle on BC Liquor's website and it displays a Canadian flag for where it's from so I figured it was a Canadian thing since that's how they sell it here - displayed as being from Canada.
I still won't buy it, though, regardless of country of origin.. because it's gross.
Who owns it? Which British company owns it ?
Diageo:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diageo
They own a lot of brands:
Blended Scotch whisky: Bell's, Black & White, Buchanan's, Johnnie Walker, J&B, Logan, Old Parr, Vat 69, White Horse.
Irish whiskey: Roe & Co
American whiskey: Bulleit, George Dickel, Seagram's Seven Crown, Balcones
Canadian whisky: Crown Royal, Piehole Whiskey
Brandy: Cîroc VS
Vodka: Cîroc, Ketel One, Smirnoff
Rum: Bundaberg, Cacique, Captain Morgan, Pampero, Zacapa
Mixed drinks: Smirnoff Cocktails, Loyal 9 Cocktails
Liqueur: Baileys, Pimm's, Sheridan's
Tequila: Casamigos, Don Julio, DeLeón
Gin: Aviation Gin, Gilbey's, Gordon's, Tanqueray
Various: McDowell's
Baijiu: Shui Jing Fang,
Rakı: Yeni Rakı, Tekirdağ Rakısı, Kulüp Rakı, Altınbaş, İzmir Rakısı, Civan Rakı, Tayfa Rakı
Cachaça: Ypióca
Beer: Guinness, Harp Lager, Hop House 13, Kilkenny, Smithwick's, Tusker, Meta Abo, Rockshore Irish Lager, Senator,
Cider: Rockshore Apple Cider
Hard seltzer: Rockshore Hard seltzer
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Mike's, White Claw and Smirnoff Ice taste like dish detergent.
Disgusting.
I can do Mike's but it has to be really cold, and mixed with real lemonade and lots of ice to water it down.
I can't do the other two at all.
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May as well just chug syrup those are both so sickly sweet.

Well I spent my youth drinking soda and soda is what I'm used to. If there's an alcohol that tastes like soda, I'll drink it.
I drank a fair bit of pop as a kid, not tons, but a fair bit. I drank gallons of fake sweet made from syrup nestea ice tea when working at McDonald's as a teenager, but once I stopped working there when I was 18 I've very rarely drank anything sweet ever since. Don't care for the sugary taste or the gross fuzzy feeling on my teeth. I drink all alcohols just straight as they come, black coffee, and water.
So, I was used to drinking pop, too.. but then I grew up and didn't like it much. Can't imagine drinking it daily like some adults do - so much harm to your body/teeth. I drink a can of Dr. Pepper once every 2-3 years.
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I make my own iced tea which isn't sweetened. It's basically cold brewed tea.
I make my own lemonade too.
I love cold Canada Dry but try not to have it very often.
I used to love that McDonald's orange drink that came in the yellow kegs for school events.
What was that stuff?
It wasn't carbonated.
Every year I give up all drinks except water for Lent.
No ginger ale, lemonade, tea, coffee, alcohol, for 40 days.
That'll be starting next week.
I'm not super religious but it's my yearly "fast" or cleansing.
It's like a personal challenge and I think it's fun.
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I make my own lemonade too.
I love cold Canada Dry but try not to have it very often.
I used to love that McDonald's orange drink that came in the yellow kegs for school events.
What was that stuff?
It wasn't carbonated.
Every year I give up all drinks except water for Lent.
No ginger ale, lemonade, tea, coffee, alcohol, for 40 days.
That'll be starting next week.
I'm not super religious but it's my yearly "fast" or cleansing.
It's like a personal challenge and I think it's fun.
It was literally called "orange drink." No idea if they still have it as I haven't been to an event that had those drink containers in many years.
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What was that stuff?
It wasn't carbonated.
It's proprietary, but I'd love to have a enough to make a few dozen kegs.
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They stopped making it, right?
WHY?!?!?!
If they did, it would be because it got replaced by Fruitopia, but I believe it was just rebranded as Fruitopia without changing - it didn't get replaced with the normal orange Fruitopia.
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Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.
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