Post your favorite songs/insults from school!

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Titan, you reminded me of this one:


Down down baby, I can do karate, I can flush the potty, I can call my mommy, oopsies... I'm sorry!" (Or "sowwy!") (It was a hand game that ended in hitting).


I made this one up: "Miss Mary Mack, Mack Mack. All dressed in black, black, black, lives in a shack, shack, shack by the railroad track, track, track still smoking crack, crack, crack and doing smack, smack, smack, she went to prison, prison, prison but now she's back, back, back!" I'm so proud of that one!


I also heard some girls several times at the after-school daycare singing this song that listed some stuff, it rhymed, and "that's what my daddy ate! A dinga donga dingadongadingadingdangdong..." Then there was one that was a hand game, I forget who it went, but it ended in "One day he gave me apples, one day he gave me pears. One day he gave me a kick in the butt and threw me down the stairs. I gave him back his apples. I gave him back his pears. I gave him back his kick in the butt and threw him down the stairs."

Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell {ding ding}
Miss Susie went to heaven
And the steamboat went to

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your

Behind the refrigerator
There sat a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And it went right up her [or And cut her big fat] [or And broke her little]

Ask me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the

D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK
The dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV set
And that is all

I know I know my mother
I know my father too
I know I know my sister
With the 80 acre [or 18-hour or 18-dollar, 19-dollar, 20-dollar] bra! [or boobs!]

My mother is Godzilla
My father is King Kong
My sister is so stupid
'Cuz she wrote this

Dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
Song song song

Interestingly, it was my sister who taught me it.

Kulak!

Lots I haven't heard!


This one was sung at camp and maybe at school, to the tune of I Saw The Sun: "I saw your mom... she opened up her legs and did a fart. It was so nasty; she wasn't wearing any panties!"

A funny spoof of a Barney song:

I hate you
You hate me
We tied Barney to a tree(or Barney's stuck up in a tree)
with a rocket in his back
an' a bullet in his head
'Sorry Children Barneys dead!'

Heres 2

Jingle Bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg,
the batmubeel lost its wheel and santa lost his head
Barbie doll barbie doll tried to save his life but
teddy bear teddy bear stabed her with a knife

Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skies
over hills we go, bashing into trees the snow is
turning red I think i'm almost dead when I woke up
in hospital with an amputated leg.

There was no war in 1984
just VAN HALEN!!
JUMP!! !! !

Ooey Gooey was a worm,
who did not have a brain
He sat upon a railway track,
and didn't hear the train.
The train came roaring round the bend,
The driver gave a squeal,
The guard got out his pocket knife,
And scraped him off the wheel.
Ooey Gooey!

Thank you for your picture
I think it's very nice.
I hung it in the attic
to scare away the mice.

This is sung to a hand smacking game
Oh Mary Mac, Mac Mac
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For fifteen cents, cents, cents
To see the elephant, elephant, elephant
Jump the fence, fence, fence.
He jumped so high, high, high
He touched the sky, sky, sky
And he didn't come back, back, back
Till the fourth of July, ly, ly.

Deciding Who is It when playing a game of Tag
One potato, two potato, three potato, four,
five potato, six potato, seven potato more.
Icha bacha, soda cracker,
Icha bacha boo.
Icha bacha, soda cracker, out goes Y-O-U!

(This chant is used to find the first person to be "It" when beginning a game. All players put their fisted hands together in a circle and one person starts the chant by tapping each fist in succession. When "Y-O-U" is said, the person whose fist is tapped puts that fist behind their back. Then the chant starts again with the chanter starting with the fist of someone else. As soon as one person has both hands out of the circle they are "It". )

Here's a part of one...

"I am...

Dante Hall,
Hey, nice pass!
Touchdown!
Bite my..."

And there's nothing after "my".

To the tune of YMCA by The Village People:
"Bobos...they're just a dollar forty-nine.
I say bobos...they make your feet feel fine."

To the tune of Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant:
"We're going to walk down to K-Mart to buy our shoes...they only cost a dollar."

[quote="Ana54"]In elementary school we sang the classic elementary school songs and insults/plays on words:


I believe I can fly.
I got shot by the FBI.
I think about it every night and day.
Spread my wings and fly away.
I believe I can soar.
I got run over by a 4x4.
I got eaten by a dinosaur.
I got (decapitated by an open door or something.)

That song reminds me of when my friend was singing "I see me running through that open door" while opening a flat front door, and then this woman screamed "GET OUT", you had to be there it was so funny!

Mary had a little lamb,
she took it to her wedding,
then she tied it to a post,
and kicked its f**king head in.

don't shoot the messanger, I didn't make it up!

To the tune of 'The Sign' by Ace of Base:

I saw your mum
She opened up her legs, I gave her one
It was outstanding
We did it on the landing