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GalileoAce
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03 Aug 2005, 3:52 am

Morlock wrote:

realign the plasma transjector manifold grid!! ! utilise tachyonic stabilisation to prevent chroniton leakage!! ! FULL POWER TO IMPULSE!! !

The plasma transjector? I do believe you mean the plasma injector. The manifold grid is something else entirely, though still a part of the overall impulse engine.
Why you'd tachyonic stabilisation to prevent chroniton leakage is beyond me... Hell why would there be any chronitons at all? Let alone leakage.

I know Treknobabble... It's sad I know...

Bannana Hammock!!

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03 Aug 2005, 5:05 am

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GalileoAce
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03 Aug 2005, 8:20 am

No, those pants don't make you look like Elvis.

Has anyone thought of doing a story thread? On another forum I'm on, there's a "3 Word" thread. Each person has to post 3 words to continue the story. And so on... Makes for some weird trippy stuff...

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03 Aug 2005, 9:56 am

Monkey scrotum sandwiches on a flying pig called moo!

Fart, pardon burp. Burp, fart pardon. Pardon, burp fart. Quack. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It is a cheese! Nooooooooo. I am going to be covered in vats of chip grease!

THE EYE OF HORUS IS PREPARED TO ATTACK THEE! SEKHMET UTTERETH WORDS OF FLAMES AGAINST THEE! AND PIERCETH THY BREAST!

Gondor hobbit redneck goat dude. Marge Simpson shot my Verona vase.

SEPULTURA! SEPULTURA! SEPULTURA! SEPULTURA!

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03 Aug 2005, 10:25 am

GalileoAce wrote:

Oh no! She's jead dim!

:arrow:

It's worse than that! There's Klingons on the starboard bow! Scrape em off, Jim!

Archmage wrote:

Serissa wrote:

*gets shot by an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle* Aaagh! I'm bleeding! My organs are fine- so are my pianos- but Ralphie punctured a vital organelle! My mitochondia is ruptured! I'm dying! but I have good news- I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! As I breathe my last breath, remember, I always loved you.... less than Angelina Jolie... *makes guinea pig noise* *dies*

OMG! You killed Serissa! You b******! !!

I will not haunt my killer though junk email as my revenge muhahahaha!! !

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:

I curtsy before the randomness. POTATO-FLAVORED MUFFIN!

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03 Aug 2005, 10:38 am

Suicide bombing Buddhist monks always give a small monkey to Satan before eating cheese with a coconut spork.

Afghan cats with knives eat without anal lubricant.

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03 Aug 2005, 10:41 am

Why must I be the only one who thinks that--- Oh look! A puppy!

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03 Aug 2005, 10:55 am

GalileoAce wrote:

Why must I be the only one who thinks that--- Oh look! A puppy!

BEcause you are the Pope! Moe! Moe! Moe! http://www.sumopope.tk. :lol:

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03 Aug 2005, 11:01 am

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:

GalileoAce wrote:

Why must I be the only one who thinks that--- Oh look! A puppy!

BEcause you are the Pope!

I'm the Pope eh?

:: Mr Burns impersonation :: Excellent...
Bye bye Catholic Church... (sorry to those whom I may offend)

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03 Aug 2005, 11:07 am

GalileoAce wrote:

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:

GalileoAce wrote:

Why must I be the only one who thinks that--- Oh look! A puppy!

BEcause you are the Pope!

I'm the Pope eh?

:: Mr Burns impersonation :: Excellent...
Bye bye Catholic Church... (sorry to those whom I may offend)

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I did not say which pope though! You could be the sumo pope. :lol: