Things that Aspies should NOT do

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30 Oct 2007, 10:44 am

Allow themself to get into any high pressure sales situation, with a hyper NT salesperson staring them in the eye, doing every psychological trick in the book to get them to buy something they can't afford, like a new car ! !! !

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30 Oct 2007, 10:57 am

How guilty I am, lol

-Yell out a joke in the middle of a public shopping place, and do it badly in a timid, flat toned way. :oops:
-Take a break without leaveing your work station like you're supposed to, and zone out playing with the water.
-State the obvious about how you think someone looks.
-Try to cheer alone in a quiet crowd, knowing your going to sound way too uncomfortable doing it. Thus, it ends up not being a real cheer, but more like a "woo' yelp. I sounded like a heavily distressed wolf failing at it's first howl. (and all around me noticed.) :oops:

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30 Oct 2007, 12:42 pm

woodsman25 wrote:

Aspies should not listen to their NT peers who seem to think they are smarter then everyone else and when they try to act so smart actually show their ignorance very well.

Heh, sorry... I think im ranting, and blowing off steam, so many people where I work think they know everything and are so smart, yet they are the ones who cant even take care of themselfs let alone their own children or cant manage their lives so they have to bum $$ off of people and not pay it back, heh...

ok ill stop now, sorry everybody :oops:

Aspies shouldn't let themselves believe that the Neurotype way is the only way... it's the easier way, but it ain't the only way.

And I mean for so many aspects.

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30 Oct 2007, 1:15 pm

just a facial expression competition

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30 Oct 2007, 1:56 pm

To join a forum full of aspies!! ! (just kidding)

Try to prove to everyone you haven't got AS then do something very aspie style then apologise to everyone of your behavior. Yes I am speaking from experience.

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30 Oct 2007, 7:20 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:

Me too.

Well, I've agreed with everything apart from what the OP, that who_am_i person, posted. She is such a loser.

OBOE!! !! !! !! !! !

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30 Oct 2007, 7:21 pm

Things everyone else should NOT do.

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30 Oct 2007, 7:25 pm

Nikolai wrote:

Things everyone else should NOT do.

Piss off a Viking!

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30 Oct 2007, 7:29 pm

Be on America's Next Top Model?

Wait a tick - one of us is there!! !

Maybe we shouldn't be too serious about what we shouldn't do?

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30 Oct 2007, 9:45 pm

Aspies should not get angry...it will build up until you're about to explode.

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30 Oct 2007, 10:19 pm

I still feel my poprocks and coke pool idea is the worst you can do.

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