KristaMeth does not actually do meth

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25 Jan 2008, 11:12 pm

Btw, Krysta, do you get your pot online? Are there ways of smoking pot so that the smell doesn't follow you around, or so that it won't stink up a building? It seems to really cling to people. At work I've been around groups of customers who just totally reek of it. Or do you just smoke around people who don't care?



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26 Jan 2008, 10:14 pm

tried it when I was 15 (lawsie, that's 35 years ago...;) all it did was make me horny. Now why anyone would pay to feel even more of an itch you can't scrach at that age...;)



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26 Jan 2008, 10:17 pm

smoked pot twice, didn't do anything for me
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26 Jan 2008, 10:34 pm

Kilroy wrote:
smoked pot twice, didn't do anything for me
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Do meth, it'll change your life - for the better. You'll feel smarter, stronger, and sexier - guaranteed.



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26 Jan 2008, 11:00 pm

no thanks man :roll:
I'm fine



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27 Jan 2008, 2:23 am

Hi Krista: Ana54 and Idaho just ran out of "the stuff". Please send us more. Yes, you know where, same address as before :)

just kidding :\
That stuff is ugly, don't google "faces of meth". You've been warned.


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27 Jan 2008, 2:40 am

" 8O Oh God dude were gonna get banned I KNOW it ! The MAN is gonna come down on us!" 8 8O

My friend bought some of that sticky saliva stuff its legal and only lasts a few minutes . MAKE SURE you are sitting down when you try it!

I don't want to smoke alone. My freinds are all square, and I look like a cop.

Meth feels bad using curse words in messages to me now that she saw what I looked like!

Thats discrimination!



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27 Jan 2008, 2:46 am

I do drugs on the net!

Everywhere else, I don't.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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27 Jan 2008, 2:59 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
I do drugs on the net!

Everywhere else, I don't.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Want some Snow Crash?

Anyone whose read that Neal Stephenson novel will get the joke.



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27 Jan 2008, 3:30 am

Kalister1 wrote:
Who_Am_I wrote:
I do drugs on the net!

Everywhere else, I don't.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Want some Snow Crash?

Anyone whose read that Neal Stephenson novel will get the joke.


*Looks up that novel; makes a note to read it*


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27 Jan 2008, 6:39 am

Kalister1 wrote:
You make my teeth grind and my nose bleed.


Yet you still keep coming back for more ;)


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27 Jan 2008, 6:45 am

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Btw, Krysta, do you get your pot online? Are there ways of smoking pot so that the smell doesn't follow you around, or so that it won't stink up a building? It seems to really cling to people. At work I've been around groups of customers who just totally reek of it. Or do you just smoke around people who don't care?


I get my pot anywhere and everywhere. Ever since I started smoking when I was about 16 I've realized that everyone and their dog smokes pot. If it's not someone I usually buy off of, it's a random stranger striking up a conversation and saying "Hey, you don't smoke weed do you?" And yes the smell is insanely strong and noticeable but I don't have to worry about that in any part of my life really. Even my boss who's an avid member of NA isn't offended by me "going up to Alex's (my fiance's stoner little brother) room" before work. My fiance doesn't smoke because he is on parole, but he likes a good whiff or two because he's still a pot smoker at heart. Living with parents though, I used to go into the woods to smoke, or to a friends house. Visine and body lotion were my best friends.


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27 Jan 2008, 6:48 am

pakled wrote:
tried it when I was 15 (lawsie, that's 35 years ago...;) all it did was make me horny. Now why anyone would pay to feel even more of an itch you can't scrach at that age...;)


I had some old guy make that comment to me once when I told him I smoked pot. He was all "OH I KNOW WHY YOU SMOKE POT HINT HINT IT MAKES YOU HORNY" and I thought he was an ass for that. Not saying it wasn't true for you of course. I have no desire what so ever to have sex when I'm high. I'm usually too busy reading.


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27 Jan 2008, 6:52 am

TrueDave wrote:
" 8O Oh God dude were gonna get banned I KNOW it ! The MAN is gonna come down on us!" 8 8O

My friend bought some of that sticky saliva stuff its legal and only lasts a few minutes . MAKE SURE you are sitting down when you try it!

I don't want to smoke alone. My freinds are all square, and I look like a cop.

Meth feels bad using curse words in messages to me now that she saw what I looked like!

Thats discrimination!


Haha! Seriously dude, pastel sweater draped around your neck. Come on now. Cops didn't even believe your confession, haha.

By the way. What the hell. I bought (my dad bought) some salvia divinorum when I was about 16 or 17. I thought I was going to be in for the trip of my life and it was CRAP and did NOTHING. We bought from some plant website that had a disclaimer that this dried salvia was not intended for smoking. Yeah right. Should have just bought from someone who specialized in the crap. Still want to try it again though.


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27 Jan 2008, 7:04 am

KristaMeth wrote:
frankwah wrote:
Btw, Krysta, do you get your pot online? Are there ways of smoking pot so that the smell doesn't follow you around, or so that it won't stink up a building? It seems to really cling to people. At work I've been around groups of customers who just totally reek of it. Or do you just smoke around people who don't care?


I get my pot anywhere and everywhere. Ever since I started smoking when I was about 16 I've realized that everyone and their dog smokes pot.


So THAT'S why my dog looks stoned all the time... :lol:


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27 Jan 2008, 5:58 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:
KristaMeth wrote:
frankwah wrote:
Btw, Krysta, do you get your pot online? Are there ways of smoking pot so that the smell doesn't follow you around, or so that it won't stink up a building? It seems to really cling to people. At work I've been around groups of customers who just totally reek of it. Or do you just smoke around people who don't care?


I get my pot anywhere and everywhere. Ever since I started smoking when I was about 16 I've realized that everyone and their dog smokes pot.


So THAT'S why my dog looks stoned all the time... :lol:


Wait, are you talking about Sparky? s**t, he comes to me all the time. Usually gets an eighth of the mid-grade stuff. I throw in a treat if he smokes with me. What a chill puppy.


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