26 Nov 2005, 11:22 pm
I think it is safe to say that any joke about Bush is not an intellectual joke. 
26 Nov 2005, 11:27 pm
What I think you mean to say is that Bush is just a joke, not an intellectual one.
BTW Twitch for president in '08. Remember to vote. (Somehow I think a lot of NTs wouldn't agree with half my policies but hey that's cool)
Larval wrote:
I think it is safe to say that any joke about Bush is not an intellectual joke.
26 Nov 2005, 11:29 pm
Larval wrote:
I think it is safe to say that any joke about Bush is not an intellectual joke.
What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
Stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
27 Nov 2005, 12:14 pm
So one person says to another: "What's the different between ignorance, apathy and ambiguity?" And the second person replied, "I don't know and I don't care, one way or the other."
Namiko wrote:
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?". The first one replies "I'm positive."
I know it's kind of stupid, but it's a good chemistry joke.
I know it's kind of stupid, but it's a good chemistry joke.
That's freakin' terrible. I must inflict it on everyone I know.
27 Nov 2005, 12:44 pm
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27 Nov 2005, 1:31 pm
ridgerider wrote:
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
Assonance, you mean?
27 Nov 2005, 6:09 pm
ridgerider wrote:
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. Remember to never split an infinitive.
8. Contractions aren't necessary.
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10. One should never generalize.
11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate
quotations. Tell me what you know."
12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly
superfluous.
14. Be more or less specific.
2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. Remember to never split an infinitive.
8. Contractions aren't necessary.
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10. One should never generalize.
11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate
quotations. Tell me what you know."
12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly
superfluous.
14. Be more or less specific.
27 Nov 2005, 6:14 pm
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27 Nov 2005, 7:06 pm
Serissa wrote:
Larval wrote:
The answer is 42.
But what is the question?
But what is the question?
What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
54.
27 Nov 2005, 7:38 pm
hecate wrote:
Serissa wrote:
Larval wrote:
The answer is 42.
But what is the question?
But what is the question?
What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
54.
AHEM. This means that life is horrible and meaningless, but this is nonetheless the actual question leading up to 42, according to Douglas Adams.
27 Nov 2005, 7:44 pm
so long and thanks for all the fish. 
27 Nov 2005, 8:52 pm
hecate wrote:
so long and thanks for all the fish.
You're welcome, dolphin.
BTW I have a budgie!
27 Nov 2005, 9:04 pm
