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TallyMan leaves a politically incorrect hairy joke then dives for cover....


A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

Yeah....


There should be a book entitled: Bathing in Nair.

I heard a theory a little while ago that early puberties were being brought on by all the electromagnetic radiation from all our electronics equipment, computers and TVs and such. I am not sure how much validity it has though.

What's next child nip/tuck?

There was an episode of south park with an 8 year old girl getting a boob job. It covers this whole situation fairly well.

Not only in the US, I was chatting once with an African girl and I explained to her that Mid-eastern men are naturally fairly hairy people and usually don't shave their chest (African men naturally don't grown hair on their chest) . For instance, I personally only shave my face and armpits and sometimes my shoulders and so most guys do here.

Her reply was: " oh but everyone is shaving their whole bodies, no one is hairy nowadays''.

We'll obviously going to evolve to a non hairy species after millions of years.

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^Wonder why that hasn't happened yet since shaving's been going on for thousands of years and isn't all together that attractive.

You would think by now sexual selection would have caused all hairy people to be unable to reproduce and left us with only a hairless race. I think shaving is actually detrimental to this as people can still pretend to be hairless and allow their inferior, hairless genes to continue to spread.

Few decades ago, some mothers here used to shower their newborn daughters with Bat's blood believing that it prevents hair's growing when they grow up.

Future appearance's obsessions existed in all places and in all times.

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Alias, the evolution to a non hairy species was a sarcastic one but seriously....our ancestor humanoids were much more hairy ...maybe that was due to so many factors ..and maybe sexual selection is one of them.

MissCo, thousands of years are not enough for a such major change , few thousands of years is just tiny bar in humanoid fossil's time line.

So does that mean some of us are still in the genus of apes

*Monkey see, Monkey do*

hoooo hooo eeee eeee Aaaa aaaa

Um, actually we all are.

Agreed, and now because "we are a thinking species", everyone has a chance to have offspring, not only the most bestest.

I've heard it's from pollution and has been increasing since the industrial revolution. I don't know if that's true either. It needs to be researched. I wish I could research everything someday. But I'll probably get a neuroscience degree and then end up working in a supermarket.