Knock, Knock -- Who's There?

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yes but i want one that's skewed this time around.

I am tired of holding any small percentile NT.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Omega

Omega who?

Omegawd, now Serissa's doing these horrible things too.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ilike stuff.

Ilikestuff who?

I like stuff that's easy, but not THAT easy!

KNock knock

Who's there?

ghotisix.

Ghotisix who?

Ghotisix other thread before leaving WP today!

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Wooyayhooplah

Wooyayhooplah who?

Wooyayhooplah hip hip hooray if Neuroman can do Thagomizer's name cause I sure as hades can't!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Thagomizer.

Thagomizer who?

Thagomizer issa knock knock jokes...

Knock knock
who's there?
hyper
hyper who?
you're hyper, man!

-throws a rotten tomato-

That was BAAAAD!

-ducks-
Buah ha ha ha haaaaaa!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
eammon.
eammon who?
eammon, where you at?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pyraxis
Pyraxis who?
Pyraxis makes perfect

Not Robbie Burns?

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Neuroman.
Neuroman who?
Neuroman, ten times faster and three times as stable as oldroman!

(requires pronunciation shift. Sorry)

I made all these up i think unless another genius thought of them before me.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gat.
Gat who?
Cheers bud, i havent had a desert in ages.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's Death.
Who?
IT'S DEATH!
Who you calling "it"?

(A yankee soldier comes across a whole in the ground in Iraq)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's Saddam.
Saddam who?
It's a damn shame i never thought of letting the weapons inspectors in before now.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Berta.
Berta who?
Berta not say, iv'e never met you before.

how to really piss the bejaysus out of seven year olds (by a long-suffering teacher):

seven year old: knock, knock
me: who's there?
syo: (whatever unlikely thing they come out with)
me: come in
syo: noooooo! you're supposed to say (insert breathtakingly original item here) who!
me: oh, sorry - start again
syo: okay. knock knock
me: who's there?
syo: (random inanity)
me: come in
syo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! you're supposed to say, etc.
me: sorry, sorry - i've got it now. do it again
syo: knock knock
me: come in
syo froths at mouth and shrieks incoherently.
i feel all warm and giggly at my revenge.

sad isn't it? but oh so satisfying...

Im shocked at such reckless rulebreaking. Rules are there for a reason young woman.

Cindy

Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please

Danlo
Danlo who?

Keep it on the Danlo

reference:
1. down low
To keep quite on something. To not tell people about something. To not divulge information to people that should not know about something. Keeping certain information limited to a certain group or between two people.
"Keep this s--t on the down low for now."

Trick question. It's not really a poet. Hint: he wrote and illustrated a book of letters from father christmas for his children, but he is more famous for a fantasy.

Here's another hint:

The speaker is kin of mine.

Darn I had to go back, I don't know how I missed all these!

Leaves of Grass gave it away.

Sing
Sing who?
Sing the Body Electric


But "rearden aft, rearden aft, stop rocking the boat!" I cannot handle.
I don't know nautical fiction, or nonfiction for that matter.

Ahhhhhh...... while writing it just now I got it. It took a little phonetic work... ok, very good!

sailor
sailor who?
sailor swim, it's the law of the sea!

Titanic
Titanic who?
Titanic mistake thinking this ship couldn't sink.

Edmund
Edmund who?
Edmund Fitzgerald sank too.

oof... they're getting worse...

canoe
canoe who?
canoe of twisted cedar, forth to catch the sturgeon Nahma