The corrupted wish game

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02 Oct 2006, 9:56 pm

granted, but it turns into extreme ecstasy (i know how you feel, i would love to be able to just wish away depression when it hits me ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKRNgpK2MY8

i wish P.E. would not be so demanding

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04 Oct 2006, 10:45 pm

Your PE class now consists of watching episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger, sponsored by Olive Garden.

I wish that my town would ban rock & roll, so that I could become the hero in a real life version of Footloose

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04 Oct 2006, 10:46 pm

Granted, but you play the part of Lori Singer.

I wish I knew how to play the hurdy-gurdy.

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04 Oct 2006, 10:48 pm

finally! i thought this board was dead. I was even preparing a eulogy...i can burn the eulogy...fire...

granting your own wish...hmm...

granted, but it bursts into flames everytime you go to play it.

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04 Oct 2006, 10:54 pm

I wish my Uncle Sal wouldn't get heartburn every time he eats pasta al dente at Olive Garden.

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05 Oct 2006, 3:16 am

Granted - The Olive Garden takes all pasta dishes off its menu and replaces them with pickled baby octopus.

I wish I could think of a good wish :cry:

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05 Oct 2006, 3:43 am

I wish Werbert would admit he works at Olive Garden and I want that italian soup ,
bread sticks , salid and ice tea.

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05 Oct 2006, 3:54 am

TheMachine1 wrote:

I wish Werbert would admit he works at Olive Garden and I want that italian soup ,
bread sticks , salid and ice tea.

Granted, but it's a Werbert from a parallel universe. (Hahaha)

(I ain't wishing for s**t)

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05 Oct 2006, 3:59 am

Quatermass wrote:

(I ain't wishing for s**t)

Granted - you will never s**t again (but you will die painfully, earth scum)

I wish I could walk to the USofA so I can have the threesome Werbert Promised me with him and TM1.

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05 Oct 2006, 4:09 am

Granted, but sadly Werbert and TM1 are in fact computer software simulation running on a super computer so if you into robots and their USB ports we are ready for you. I hope
you got a male USB plug ready for connection.

I wish I cold join the Borg.

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05 Oct 2006, 4:58 am

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

(I ain't wishing for s**t)

Granted - you will never s**t again (but you will die painfully, earth scum)

Hijo de la chingada!

And who are you calling Earth scum, Tellurian?

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05 Oct 2006, 5:30 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

You will be assimilated.

I wish I was the Nexialist on the Space Beagle.

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05 Oct 2006, 6:09 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

TheMachine1 wrote:

You will be assimilated.

I wish I was the Nexialist on the Space Beagle.

You mean a Nexialist? Okay, but you're cannon fodder for one of these...

And this is presuming this is when you start your voyage....

It may not be black, but this is a Couerl....

I wish that all citizens had a free upgrade (major hint for how the wish will be perverted for Doctor Who fans)

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15 Oct 2006, 11:21 am

Granted!! They get a free upgrade from small to large Pepsi at Taco Bell.

I wish this thread would'nt die yet. It's fun!!

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15 Oct 2006, 11:24 am

granted but you become a blind albino.

I wish for warm feet!

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15 Oct 2006, 11:35 am

Granted remove the electric fry pan when you smell bacon.

I wish they would sale morphine in vending machine.

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