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Take. Me. To. Your. Leader...

Nah, I'm more animated than that!

Today, a visitor stopped by and the CAT named G told me.

Oh dear, robots have become more animated. What's next? Acting... human?!

Their username confuses me.

Their username makes me think they have "the runs", even though I know better.

(sw = SWEET!; bluto = Big, burly, strong guy who was the arch-nemesis of Popeye. So, I'm essentially a SWEET big, burly, strong guy. And by sweet, I don't mean sugary sweet, I mean 'awesome' sweet. )

This is bluto.



(Actually, I just made up the explanation above. I basically inherited the username from someone else a long time ago, and I use it for just about everything to keep things nice and simple. If I forget about a website and come back 2 years later, it's not hard to remember the username.)

Swbluto is a hive-mind! Run!

I won't run.
Running is for hive-minds and herds.
Aspies don't form herds; we think too individually. Would all run in different directions when faced with danger.
B-9, being a robot, being manufactured and programmed, could have a herd; woould this herd of clanking machines rolling across the landscape be called a clink or a clank or a clatter?
I think that kitten is up to something..looks too innocent. Could possibly be kevin's banshee in still another disguise?
Sylkat

Sylkat seems to covet Kevin's banshee...she's always dragging that thing back in to the conversation. Hey Kevin, why don't you give Sykat your banshee, maybe for Christmas, or a belated b-gift or something?

She has a bird in her avatar yet a cat irl HYPOCRITE!

that does not compute. you try too hard to sound smart, and i have only 128k of memory, and my cpu can not assemble your meaning. that is not my fault but it is yours.



i do not need oil. i am not a "hydraulic press". my torso rests on titanium ball bearings in a circular guide rail made of teflon coated brass.
i can spin almost endlessly without wear and tear. i have no "joints". my "arms" are extended and retracted pneumatically, and they can extend suddenly with 1275 lbs per square inch of bellows pressure. they do not make a sound except for a swish. the squeak you may hear is probably your incorrect analysis of the sudden ringing in your head after you failed to notice the sudden extension of my claw in the direction of your cranium.



what does "woould" mean"?. the only sound i make is the whirring of my mechanical bio receptors in my bubble.

yes there could be many exact copies of me made, but i am vastly superseded so i am unique, and i do not "clink" or "clatter" if there are no "spanners" thrown into my works. you lost your spanner, and i clinked for a few seconds until the spanner was shredded.


so makayla the aspie (sp?) is also a robot? i do not like other robots. they are usually sinister, and they are usually more powerful than me.

i generally pretend i am acquiescent to them while i privately funnel energy into my core capacitors for an eventual response.

my most serious responses are usually electrical.



140,000 volts of response is often sufficient.

okay, now I'm seriously confused. I'm starting to think b9 really is a robot.
And I am being accused of having a hypocritical cat, chrissyrun?

Melvin-z has a little yellow bird with a paint palette, but no one has seen any pictures...why? Very suspicious.
Sylkat can't have a banshee for Christmas. Kevin's ran away and joined the legions of homeless in his town..he posted that he could hear her howling from the roof of an abandoned building and felt that she was content.
Was there ever any doubt of b-9's robotic status? The whole point of usernames and nicknames on the Internet is to be who one wants to be. So b-9 is a robot and Melvin-z is a canary who thinks she is Renoir..or Maxfield Parrish, who I prefer. Sylkat

obsfucator! (admittedly it's not a real word, but it kinda looks rude)

Pseudo-artistic avian avatar!

ZOT!! !

TOZ!