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19 Jul 2013, 10:55 am

Kindergarden Teacher: Butt-head, are you angry?
Butt-head: I'm, like, angry at numbers.
Beavis: There's like, too many of 'em and stuff.

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19 Jul 2013, 12:17 pm

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19 Jul 2013, 7:18 pm

I want some spaghetti and meatball icecream [with parmesan cheese]

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19 Jul 2013, 7:29 pm

Remember which rabbit hole you go down so that you can be sure to come back up the right one.

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19 Jul 2013, 7:34 pm

Superstars yes, yes, superstars
Step right this way. Everyone's welcome,
We want your dreams.
The offer's simple, momentary immortality

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23 Jul 2013, 6:58 am

Stern Lecture Plumbing: 'I told you not to flush that.'

This one is from The Simpsons.

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23 Jul 2013, 7:43 am

Frank Burns: "Will you darn 'foolskis' kindly cut the gabble-gabble?"

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23 Jul 2013, 9:11 am

The famous person wears the same size water skis as me.
She has 3 cars, as many years as I've lived in this city.
Her hair is blonde and mine is brown, they both start with a B.
And when the phone inside her ribcage rings it's not for me.
And when the phone inside her ribcage rings it's not for me.

-TMBG

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23 Jul 2013, 12:15 pm

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

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23 Jul 2013, 2:58 pm

You want a Final Fantasy? Close your eyes and imagine yourself flying across a freakin' video store 'cause that's what's about to happen.

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23 Jul 2013, 3:44 pm

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

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23 Jul 2013, 6:52 pm

His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it.

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23 Jul 2013, 8:39 pm

Who's going to clean the mess I made on my shorts? It's lemonade I spilled!

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24 Jul 2013, 3:33 pm

When will I stop bleeding from the nose?

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24 Jul 2013, 3:46 pm

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in,
I watched myself crawlin' out as I was a-crawlin' in.

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24 Jul 2013, 6:43 pm

DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
DOH!

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