Post something that made you UNHAPPY today.

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I've made a spectacle of myself when I disguised myself as a British hippie in order to take a peek in the Tim Horton's down the street. I peaked into the window to see if Barb was with Sheldon. I got a lot of looks.

I'm VERY MAD at my sister, she acting like Dr. Jekyll & Ms. Hyde again, probably cuz of her Bipolar.

Too many phone calls earlier today.

an idiot customer had the nerve to say "huh" to me and then he asked if i was vietnamese or chinese. (rolls eyes). those ass holes do not care about anything about you except if you are vietnamese or chinese. and he acted so morally innocent, like he was doing me a favor by asking. f**k those ass holes!

saw my sister's high school classmate on the bus. he asked my name and i answered. "huh?". repeated. "huh?". repeated. "huh?". (f**k you! saying "huh" is so f*****g calloused. esp three times in a row. so f*****g uneducated. how the f**k is it so hard for you to say "excuse me?").

had a hard time falling asleep and staying asleep.

barely got to the litterbox when a head cashier had the nerve to call me on the walkie talkie to order me to load some heavy merchandise.

a new head cashier had the nerve to order me to load 94pound bag of concrete and then she left the scene. then i told the customer about the doctors note and that b***h had the nerve to bark @ me. (hate having to tell employees and customers about the doctors note.)

current supervisor had the nerve to forbid me from going behind the stupidass building, s**t.

I had a bad memory of watching the London 2012 Olympics and cracking the Nazi jokes about Steiner when he dropped the barbell on his head. I had a British mindset and the only three things I cared about in 2012 were London, The Kinks, and myself. Who would have thought that 12 years later he would turn out to be my favourite Olympic athlete.

Itchiness

I didn't have Internet for nearly 20 minutes today and I wanted to show Barb some videos.

Trump worshipping murricans on Facebook who assume everyone else online is also murrican and fill their posts with the murrican flag and bald eagles. I was, however, very amused at the bald eagle emojis since if it wasn't for Canada, the bald eagle population in the USA might have been lower than it already is.

I've had my fill of stars, stripes and bald eagles.

"I hates the nasty eagle

with all his brag and fuss...

each day that goes by.... I hates him wuss and wuss!"



You reminded me of this song on an old vinyl my parents had of civil war songs when I was a little kid. The version on the record was done funny and was my fav song on the record. Most of the versions on Utube are done serious.

A vaudeville song written slightly after war, it was meant to be tongue-in-cheek. BUT we all know that "many a truth is spoken in jest" as Shakespeare said including truth about post war bitterness.

I dunno. Just struck me as curious that a Canadian and a Confederate would ...sound alike!


https://youtu.be/Z4S0w7II-lM

This song makes me feel all sorts of American patriotism and I'm not even a Yank.

I'd try to remember the goal of disguises is to not draw attention. Cosplay as the most boring, stereotypical person you can think of.

The guy who was behind me at the food lineup at the church was really in my space. I kept inching forward while trying to keep space for the two guys ahead of me. The guy behind me stayed right on my tail the entire time. He didn't get it. I offered for him to go in front of me, but he wouldn't take the offer. It was nice to be able to breathe after I was out of the food line. That man just didn't get it.

If you can't beat them, join them.

In all seriousness, let's stick to the script from this point on and use this thread for what it was made for.