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ColdEyesWarmHeart
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13 Dec 2012, 1:11 pm

You're just jealous because you don't have a stomach!

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13 Dec 2012, 1:12 pm

Scary furry one-eyed alien does not have a stomach.

It dives into your food and absorbs nutrients like a sponge.

In the case of diving into your eggnog, aforementioned alien also does the backstroke.

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13 Dec 2012, 2:29 pm

You dive into your food and absorb it like a sponge. Actually, it is other ppl's food u invade, vermin!

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13 Dec 2012, 3:06 pm

But of course!

I just adore splashing around in your alphabet soup, and spelling out rude words!

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13 Dec 2012, 3:29 pm

splash around a bunch of letters you can't form a single thought with

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13 Dec 2012, 3:45 pm

At least the mouse isn't as messy..

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13 Dec 2012, 4:16 pm

That is absinthe, is it not?

Bright green, hallucinogenic, and illegal?

Why is it no surprise that you would come up with something like that?

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14 Dec 2012, 12:24 am

It' s legal once again! My fantasy home has an absinthe fountain in the atrium.

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14 Dec 2012, 5:41 am

*BURP* You woke me up!

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15 Dec 2012, 9:43 am

Little Orange Pony awakens after an unexpected nap, caused by drinking from MjrMajorMajor's Absinthe Fountain!

Wish I could have seen that!

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15 Dec 2012, 6:23 pm

You' re such a voyeur....

ColdEyesWarmHeart
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15 Dec 2012, 6:30 pm

Look at you, trying to look tough with your crossbones and eyepatch! Aww, you're just a kitten really!

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15 Dec 2012, 7:17 pm

But that is the 'Pirate Kitten's Flag of Death', intended to intimidate us.....

Is it working?

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15 Dec 2012, 11:32 pm

Ya now, the only thing royal about you is that you are a ROYAL PAIN!

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MjrMajorMajor
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16 Dec 2012, 12:11 am

My cute bow is just bait to lure you in closer until you kneel before my flag.... and scratch my ears because I' m such a good kitty....

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16 Dec 2012, 12:14 am

You just gave me a headache, foo'!

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