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13 Mar 2012, 3:11 pm

i don't hope she likes me.

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13 Mar 2012, 6:06 pm

Talking to wall people is so much fun.

Which suits me just fine I wont be taking a walk down your lane way, what for to reach a dead end?

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13 Mar 2012, 7:01 pm

I was born in Manchester in 1965.

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13 Mar 2012, 7:19 pm

I haven't even been conceived yet.

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13 Mar 2012, 7:31 pm

The wheel was invented in 1973 by Timothy Leary, who claimed that the idea appeared to him in a drug haze.

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13 Mar 2012, 7:54 pm

Timothy Leary balances newts. Badly.

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13 Mar 2012, 7:57 pm

A single strand of my hair is worth a bar of gold

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15 Mar 2012, 12:26 am

I feel superior to other people.

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15 Mar 2012, 12:21 pm

I love having colds.

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15 Mar 2012, 12:27 pm

Timothy Leary WAS a newt.
English Jess does not have a cold. She's actually allergic to her starfish, but no one wants to tell her.

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15 Mar 2012, 12:29 pm

I'm a sheep. BAAAAA

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15 Mar 2012, 12:31 pm

The Starfish is the only thing that helps me cope.

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15 Mar 2012, 12:36 pm

Squirsh npmay not be a sheep. She might actually be Ebeneezer Scrooge. He also said baaah! A lot.
Wonder what English Jess named her Starfish....

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15 Mar 2012, 12:37 pm

WP celebrated the arrival of it's 43rd member yesterday with fanfare and a visit from Barack Obama, Temple Grandin and Bill Gates.

There was also a free buffet consisting of slices of pork pie, sausage rolls, quiche and cocktail sausages and free refills with any purchase of Coke or Cherry-ade.

Party hats were provided.

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15 Mar 2012, 12:39 pm

Everybody would attend because all 43 members live within the same town.

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15 Mar 2012, 12:41 pm

Oh, my Starfish has a name alright...

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