theprisoner wrote:
I don't have a printer.
Those Ink cartridges are SO expensive.
So no pictures on the wall.
Never looked up somebodies Facebook?
Hardly espionage.
It was just meant to be fun

I don't have Facebook. In my day we had physical pictures of someone, and we crumpled them up and ate them to show our devotion.
I would tell her we can't really be friends unless I memorize her daily schedule and make sure she's tucked in at night.