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10 Feb 2022, 3:40 pm

I'm reminded of The Eagles song.

Desperado.


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10 Feb 2022, 3:46 pm

Hey...
I think I have OCD...
I get carried away in my fantasies...i admit.
I can dream can't i...
:(
Aren't you married or something, anyway...
It gets lonely out here sometimes... :lol:
I'm not gonna stalk her or anything...


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10 Feb 2022, 3:58 pm

If you're interested in her, find a way to contact her or her mother in a polite and respectful way.

If she's not interested, stop communicating and stop creeping her online.

It's that simple.

I think it's sad when people say "I'm lonely and I want to meet someone ..." but when an opportunity comes along they say "Oh, I can't do that ... I'm not going to try ..."

Learning how to take that step is half the fun, so long as you stop when asked and don't get obsessed.


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10 Feb 2022, 4:05 pm

Yeah I do want to contact her. It's just I'm sure there's lot of competition...
I'm just thinking how to approach her, make the best impression.


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10 Feb 2022, 4:11 pm

Just call her up and tell her how fertile you are.


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10 Feb 2022, 4:13 pm

Yeah that should work.
Sure to be impressed.
Hindus have it all so much easier with their arranged marriages.


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10 Feb 2022, 4:14 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Just call her up and tell her how fertile you are.


Ah. You've read The Art of Ethical Creeping.



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10 Feb 2022, 4:18 pm

Don't forget to tell her you are NOT interested in being friends. :twisted:


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10 Feb 2022, 4:19 pm

Now I'm thinking of the Radiohead song.


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10 Feb 2022, 4:20 pm

Did i mention how she looks like Patricia Arqutete, Patricia freakin arqeute.
Her performance in Nightmare on Elm street Pt 4: Dream masters was a favorite of mine growing up.
Anyway its not stalking.
I've only known of her existence less than 24 hours.
It's more like reconnaissance.
Curiosity.
Friends?....Sure i' like to be her friend.
Naturally more than that tho.


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10 Feb 2022, 4:22 pm

If you're not comfortable seeing her face in all those pictures taped to your wall, how could you stay in love forever?

Ask yourself this.



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10 Feb 2022, 4:24 pm

From the creepers:



When things get tough, guys like us act rough


Spies Like Us - Paul McCartney




From the creepees:




I got your name from a friend of a friend ...

Don't Call Us - Sugarloaf


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10 Feb 2022, 4:25 pm

I don't have a printer.
Those Ink cartridges are SO expensive.
So no pictures on the wall.
Never looked up somebodies Facebook?
Hardly espionage.


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10 Feb 2022, 4:27 pm

theprisoner wrote:
Friends?....Sure i' like to be her friend.



theprisoner wrote:
I don't really wanna be friendzoned 8O


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10 Feb 2022, 4:32 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Now I'm thinking of the Radiohead song.



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10 Feb 2022, 4:34 pm

theprisoner wrote:
I don't have a printer.
Those Ink cartridges are SO expensive.
So no pictures on the wall.
Never looked up somebodies Facebook?
Hardly espionage.


It was just meant to be fun :)

I don't have Facebook. In my day we had physical pictures of someone, and we crumpled them up and ate them to show our devotion.

I would tell her we can't really be friends unless I memorize her daily schedule and make sure she's tucked in at night.