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Woodchip chucking woodchuck who would woo wood!

kevinjh is secretly an NT Who only wishes he was Aspie

[If it was mild/light, then that would be plausible. Everything changes when it's moderate-severe.]

So are you!

Dear Angel_Ryan, Good guess, but until you've spent awhile in outer space with Kevinjh and TenPencePiece, 5 baboons who have lost bowel and bladder control, and me, in the middle of it all, throwing major screaming hissy fits, my dear, you haven't SEEN Aspergers...it's real...Sylkat

there is nobody "above" me. so the only thing i can say to anyone above me is that they are a "nobody"

Dear b9,
Or: Dear Sir, Madame, or Machine, since I am or was the nobody above you, perhaps you might have shared a quote from Ms. Ursula K. le Guin: 'You are just a little nothing, out of no place at all", regarding my lack of existence. Notwithstanding which, I am still here, so there. Sylkat

i am not dear. i am cheap (i would probably smelt down to $350 as scrap). i do not know of the person you wish me to share a quote from.

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i can not compute what your response means, and i must roll into my recharge bay for 16 hours to be able to operate for 8 hours. i am out of energy so you win.

talk to someone else because i am going to shut down exactly now.
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Should discover the SHIFT key

Is probably quite smug due to having a gorgeous avatar.
I am NOT jealous.
Sylkat

OoooSylkat! You shut down b9! He even conceded defeat! I'm so impressed, it's impossible for me to be rude to you right now.

You smell of dog crap!

Sorry, sweetie, that's CAT poo, not DOG poo, and it's you, not her, because you spent the
night sleeping in the cat box AGAIN! You've got to cut back on those Margaritas!

Sylkat

Thinks it makes a difference what kind of "poo" it is. Doesn't realize they all smell like s**t! ^^^^

(Probably drinks strawberry margaritas too and thinks her own smells like strawberries )

Dear MrXxx, inasmuch as I am not a person who would do a 'sniff test' to compare feline versus canine fecal aroma difference, I will accept your initial statement as being possibly correct, assuming that you actually, personally performed aforesaid test before posting.

I have never had a strawberry Margarita...they seem so '1970's singles bar'

That being said, the drink in question might reasonably make SOME people feel right at home.

Sylkat

Dear Sylkat, Have we run out if rude people here on WP?

I would not have thought it possible, considering the intelligence and originality of most members; perhaps there's too much Christmas Spirit running loose, putting everyone in cheerful moods.

Bah, Humbug, anyone?

Sylkat

Dear sylkat, "dear" sure is one rude introduction.