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05 Dec 2006, 7:31 am

Enigmatic wrote:

This dog:

Someone's recycled "cute puppy" gift from last Christmas

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05 Dec 2006, 8:21 am

Ten pounds of dog fur.

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05 Dec 2006, 8:32 am

A hair and custard trifle

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05 Dec 2006, 8:50 am

a nice kick the head

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05 Dec 2006, 1:07 pm

A severed head. Pickled.

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05 Dec 2006, 1:49 pm

A head stuffed full of old cheese and butter!! !! !

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05 Dec 2006, 3:40 pm

A Plate of faeces with a growing population of maggots and flies topped with the squelchy topping of pus and dead skin.

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05 Dec 2006, 7:55 pm

hmm...you want creepy...a dismemembered orange foot, with maggots crawling inside the foot, some worms, projectile vomit, raw sewage, foot fungus, whatever's in the drain pipes, and a noodle.

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05 Dec 2006, 8:44 pm

Ho ho ho! You all get to die because im gonna eat ya!

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05 Dec 2006, 9:00 pm

SantaClaus wrote:

Ho ho ho! You all get to die because im gonna eat ya!

Cannibal Santa, I give you... cannibal elves.

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05 Dec 2006, 9:15 pm

hannibal lecter

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05 Dec 2006, 10:24 pm

A angry demon.

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05 Dec 2006, 10:49 pm

Satan.

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05 Dec 2006, 10:51 pm

AngelUndercover wrote:

Satan.

I am the 666!! !! !! ! !! !! ! ! !! !! !

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06 Dec 2006, 1:30 am

A zookeeper's work boots.

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06 Dec 2006, 8:46 am

Weapons of mass destruction (So that's where they all went...)

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