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auntblabby
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03 Mar 2015, 3:00 pm

the butts on your butts are shaped like tubas



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03 Mar 2015, 3:05 pm

the butts on your butts are shaped like elephants :D



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03 Mar 2015, 3:11 pm

the elephant on the butt of your butt has a butt shaped like a bunch of smoking cigarette butts



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04 Mar 2015, 7:09 pm

your corpuscles have carbuncles on them.



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04 Mar 2015, 7:10 pm

I'll type this slow so you can keep up if you concentrate



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04 Mar 2015, 7:13 pm

^^^
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04 Mar 2015, 11:52 pm

is that tattoo in tamil, or have you been doodling on yourself m8?


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04 Mar 2015, 11:57 pm

the callouses on your big toe speak Esperanto poorly.



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05 Mar 2015, 12:29 am

your big toes are crying and telling you "feed me, feeeeed meee!"


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05 Mar 2015, 12:32 am

your heel callouses are grunting "emory board me!" in clouseau-esque French.



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05 Mar 2015, 12:43 pm

your heels are farting in your very direction!



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05 Mar 2015, 1:56 pm

your heels are alive with the sound of mucus



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05 Mar 2015, 3:04 pm

your heels are alive with the sound of a beetroot-juice being made!



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05 Mar 2015, 3:11 pm

your heels have heels on them!



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05 Mar 2015, 6:42 pm

your heels (which are actually wheels) have real eels, also yearning for oat meals.


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05 Mar 2015, 7:12 pm

your oat meal is mealy.