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kraftiekortie
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21 Feb 2021, 8:56 am

About as much as I understand English.

Is Romanian a satellite of the Latin language?



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21 Feb 2021, 9:22 am

The language can be traced back to Ecuadorian pre-Raphaelites.

Why is it so freaking sunny?


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21 Feb 2021, 9:26 am

Because the Sun is at its peak distance from the Earth.

Does the Earth have rings going around it?



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21 Feb 2021, 9:29 am

No, the Earth does not want to get married.

Are geese related to lemmings, because they fly in a V?


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21 Feb 2021, 3:28 pm

They are more closely related to dingbats.

Why did my school calculator think that one plus one equalled nine?



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21 Feb 2021, 6:18 pm

... um, because it does?

What would you name a new kitten?


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21 Feb 2021, 7:01 pm

x42.

same q.



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21 Feb 2021, 7:03 pm

Catblabby

How is snow formed?


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21 Feb 2021, 7:49 pm

into lumpy bumpy trumpy statuary

how is sleet made?



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21 Feb 2021, 7:52 pm

with sheets and leeks (no pun intended)

Why did you get out of bed today?


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21 Feb 2021, 7:53 pm

Because I had to see my mother.

Do you like fish broth?



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21 Feb 2021, 7:54 pm

my cat loves it.

same q.



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21 Feb 2021, 7:55 pm

I like fish brothers.

What are marshmallows made of?


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21 Feb 2021, 7:57 pm

marshed mallows.

what are foghorns made of?



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21 Feb 2021, 7:57 pm

Magic milk.

What are Joralemons made of?



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21 Feb 2021, 8:00 pm

Lululemons from Jerusalem.

What are physiotherapists?


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