What's the last weirdest dream you had?

Post Reply New Topic

i dreamt i was a teen again, and that i was in some city that was a melange of seattle and victoria BC and olympia- i parked and then had to walk through a little forest then onto city streets where i had to watch out for muggers past the alleys- then i walked into a beige stone building setting off by itself from the other city buildings on its own block- inside i walked through the warren of hallways leading to faculty rooms, and in one office i found atop a low table some kind of automated 16mm film projector and rewinder doing its thing, the office was devoid of people. then i went into the lavatories across the hall, and found myself taking a leak in what turned out to be a sink and not a urinal, some teenaged kids walked in and saw what i was doing and razzed me gently about it. i tried to wash up my mess as best i could, then i walked out and into a classroom where some teacher who was like a tall version of a social studies teacher crossed with actress sylvia kristol, was writing on a blackboard and explaining something to the class of which i was just watching while standing at the rear, then all of a sudden her 70s-era tan pants-suit dissolved and she was stark naked, i noted she had a very firm and compact derrière, just muscle, taut skin and bone- then after about a minute of dream time her clothing mysteriously materialized again- for some reason none of the other kids acted like they noticed anything different. at that moment, some stranger entered the classroom then walked out the backdoor, at which point the teacher poked her head out the back door to see where the kid went, then called the principal's office on the phone to report the kid. then i awoke.

i dreamt i was in my late mother's house, in the kitchen, and i was trying to separate fish guts from fish meat, and for some reason as i was doing that my fingers started to sharply tingle as though receiving an electric shock, so i dropped the fish back down onto the plate, and at that point the plate turned into my bed as it is now, and i put a nasty greasy fish stain on my bed so i disgustedly brushed it off, then as i was walking to my mother's kitchen in the first part of the dream, before i could see the incongruity of that, i awoke.

I had quite large number of dreams last time. Tonight I had next dream about my locality and roads in it. Why roads are so often present in my dreams?

^^^
because roads are basically about where you are headed in life and what the conditions of that journey would be.

ok...something about equity and how china had the 'most of it'.

there was more to this, but that's all i can clearly pick out. equity?

Definition of equity: Ownership interest in a corporation in the form of common stock or preferred stock. In accounting and finance, equity is the residual value or interest of the most junior class of investors in assets, after all liabilities are paid; if liability exceeds assets, negative equity exists.

the Chinese "equity" would seem to mean they own us more than we own them.

I was walking across a floating vineyard, and climbed down a giant pine tree.

I've had weird dreams since I could remember. From anthropomorphic bouncing combs to a demon trying to poke me in the ribs, I've seen some odd stuff in my dreams.

As of recent, I seem to be having dreams about being paranoid of people stealing my stuff, along with feeling anger. Also some cartoon bearded guy in a video game was throwing tambourines at me after I threw a bunch of balls at him.

Do any of you notice patterns in your dreams? Mine are usually based on fears, desires, and random situations. And when I mean random, I mean being stuck in limbo with a group of people while trying to prevent a guy from stabbing you and everyone else..... or waking up at a hospital after a couple people threw shot puts at you.

^^^
speaking of patterns, I keep dreaming of being back in the army, don't know the why of that, despite almost 3 decades passing. also used to keep dreaming about being stuck in a defective lavatory.

the only thing i can remember is i was in some city i haven't been before, in the suburbs, and my truck was parked next to an old white convertible with the top down, and my truck must've been electric because i had it plugged in to my neighbor's external outlet, luckily he seemed to be civil with me. i looked inside my neighbor's convertible and noticed the dashboard and leather seats were streaked with dried blood, and he noticed me noticing it so he told me he just got back from hunting. his kids were all around him and didn't seem too out of the ordinary, and i did not question him further. then i awoke.

I had an incredibly vivid dream I was in some kind of infirmary and for a while I was in a very unresponsive state. A girl was caring for me. She wanted to tell me something, but I couldn't move to go to her and ask what. And then the dream ended. I hate these dreams that are just reminders, why can't I just dream of flying or something.

Yeah maybe, I'd probably just end up falling to my death anyways.