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08 Dec 2021, 10:04 am

Tiny rooms with padded walls.

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08 Dec 2021, 10:07 am

Humidity middle fingers.


What is Bold?


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08 Dec 2021, 10:08 am

A radioactive typeface, to help those reading with Geiger counters.

Why is my bus always late?


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08 Dec 2021, 10:11 am

That is a conspiracy theory that has been debunked.

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08 Dec 2021, 10:20 am

I did it.
I paid all the drivers on going to your route to delay and leave the bus and entertain themselves for a good hour. While I joy ride their busses for myself, passengers or no.. :lol:


What kind of folder contains socks and locks of hair?


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08 Dec 2021, 12:13 pm

A scaffolder may contain both those items, but you have to cut one open to find out and they don't like it.

What is the correct way to greet a royal?


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08 Dec 2021, 12:17 pm

With beer. The cheaper the better.

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08 Dec 2021, 1:17 pm

By performing a high kick, facing each other and at least a meter apart.
On a loose, widen short skirt. While going commando. The longer one can hold the leg up, the better.


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09 Dec 2021, 5:53 am

The only correct way to greet a royal is with a tongue sandwich.

What's the best way to win a race?


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09 Dec 2021, 6:00 am

Mislead all the other competitors what day it is being held.

What is the fastest way of getting arrested?



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09 Dec 2021, 6:31 am

Become the president of your nation.

How to get rid of snow on your driveway?


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09 Dec 2021, 6:48 am

Move to Australia.

What's the best way to tackle climate change globally?


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09 Dec 2021, 6:58 am

Relocate all the world population to higher latitudes.

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09 Dec 2021, 7:06 am

Stop the sale of baked beans.

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09 Dec 2021, 7:51 am

Have you tried burning as much of the oil, coal and gas as possible? Worth a try, surely.

How do you bake a bean?


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09 Dec 2021, 8:01 am

In the same way you peek a boo.

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