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Because they have dust in their eyes.

How many chromosomes do humans have?

EDIT: Triple post. I am very sorry.

they fancie the sun and propose and when the sun lights up it is embarressed because the proposing then it goes down(It doesnt want to marry) It makes the clouds sad and then they cry and then new clouds propose to the sun

they fancie the sun and propose and when the sun lights up it is embarressed because the proposing then it goes down(It doesnt want to marry) It makes the clouds sad and then they cry and then new clouds propose to the sun

they fancie the sun and propose and when the sun lights up it is embarressed because the proposing then it goes down(It doesnt want to marry) It makes the clouds sad and then they cry and then new clouds propose to the sun

where did the question go?

Xerox.

Is it live or is it Memorex?

I don't know. Gimme a minute to poke it with a stick.

Where can I find a stick?

Q and Q at once:

how long a stick?

sthe same as a short one


why is the sky green?

Because you're looking at it from the bottom of a pond.



Why are there 24 hours in a day?

Because the day was only half over after 12 hours. So they added another 12.

Why is pi^3 almost exactly 31?

to suit a mathematical football player


can someone send me away from random questions during my exams?
(please)

Sorry. Random questions make the world go 'round.


Why do cats have secret names?

They won't tell me.


Why do people need two eyes?

I didn't know they did.

Why did you let the cat out of the bag?