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09 Dec 2021, 8:37 am

How do I bake The Bean? Never shall I do that to an excellent mime!

Ever eat Beefaroni while running across a bridge?



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10 Dec 2021, 9:37 am

I do it every morning.

How much blood can you bleed?


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10 Dec 2021, 9:42 am

Depends on which tax office you use.

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12 Dec 2021, 3:02 am

More from a turnip than a stone, methinks.

What do youthinks?


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12 Dec 2021, 6:21 am

Methinks youdrinks fromsinks thatstinks.

What should I eat to improve cognitive performance?


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12 Dec 2021, 6:22 am

Diesel fuel and batteries.

How much cake is too much?



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12 Dec 2021, 11:28 pm

A planck.
That's how even a slice of cake is Overpowered.



How to be underpowered?


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12 Dec 2021, 11:39 pm

By paddling up certain creeks ... without a paddle. :pale:

How do I get famous on TikTok?


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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13 Dec 2021, 3:02 am

Film yourself doing a bunch of illegal stuff.

Why don't flying cars exist yet?



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13 Dec 2021, 5:44 am

Because society doesn't want you to get high

Why did the titanic sink?


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13 Dec 2021, 5:45 am

Because someone left all the taps on.

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13 Dec 2021, 5:55 am

Because of Vanilla Ice

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13 Dec 2021, 6:44 am

Because someone installed Windows 11 on it.

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13 Dec 2021, 6:49 am

Because James Cameron needed a dramatic ending

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13 Dec 2021, 9:58 am

I switched the ship's forward and reverse, stop and go.


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13 Dec 2021, 10:08 am

Because Nostradamus predicted it

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