What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I hate dreams where you dream of waking up before you actually do, they're disorientating

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I believe the one you had was a form of lucid dreaming.

I dreamt this morning that this group of kids and me were found a good way to exercise by swimming. THAT'S the normal part. (I also remember shopping)

The weird part was that one of the kids' little brother decided to make himself drown in the pool naked. We saved him before he died, but what he said afterwards was really troubling....

"Why would you want to save a suicidal a**hole like me?"

Had a dream a few days ago that I was with my dad in a car during the day, and he was driving really fast and crazy, both sides of the roads, going through fences and walls and passing stop signs without stopping, all in residential areas I think, driving fast right past a little girl on a bike. The little girl on the bike owned one of the small streets we were speeding down, how weird. Not sure how I knew that, I just knew. And she was with her mom or something. We crashed through a fence and stopped in an unfamiliar back yard at night, and he said he drove like that because one of his tires were messed up, and I saw that the tire was messed up.

I looked at the sky as we were talking about something, I can't remember what we were talking about, the sky was full of stars, and I saw a large black circle, like a black hole, and it was moving fast. I thought it was a planet at first, but we both confirmed it was a black hole. It moved down through the sky, and went through the horizon, and I could still see it through the ground as I saw it in the sky, as if it was perfectly visible through the entire Earth. I was looking straight down at the ground, and could see the black hole on the other side of the Earth. While I was dreaming I thought it was real. I've had similar dreams before.

I dreamt I went back to the 1980s but knowing what I know now. I watched my 1980s self make the same mistakes I did back in the day but I was saying to myself "I woulda done it THIS way instead!"

I once dreamt I was in 1963 and going to elementary school--despite the fact that I was 2 in 1963.

I was walking through some weird catacombs with two friends. The place looked like a cross between an abandoned subway station and a gothic church, with a few non-lethal, but very annoying traps (mostly iron fences appearing suddenly in front of us) along the way. In the end, we arrived at some sort of auditorium. A few people pointed out to me that my pants' fly was open (it happens frequently in real life, too. I hate zippers) by groping me until I noticed it. Then, one of my friends told me he had me enrolled in a swimming competition against my will (I can swim decently enough to avoid drowning, but nothing more).

I also noticed a lot of people I knew from vocational school in the audience. After talking about Skyrim with my best friend from vocational school (not the same person as the friend who entered me in the competition), the announcer said that the competition would start soon. I received a swim brief and I was told to go outside to change (there was no locker room in that place). When I went outside, I found out that we were in a very beautiful place, very similar to the Shire from Peter Jackson's The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Instead of going to the competition I did not ask for in first place, I decided to go up a nearby dirt road and explore the place. I am not sure, but I think I was wearing swimming briefs by then.

When I was at the hill top, I accidentally touched a tree and got a wood splinter on my finger. As I tried to remove it with my teeth (it had a very strong chlorophyll taste), my friend (the one who got me into the competition) ran after me and told me that the tree was extremely poisonous. I was ready to argue with him about how unfounded his fears were (the splinter did not taste poisonous and I was not feeling any ill effects), but then I woke up with a my bladder full.

I am very thankful for never getting into the swimming pool, after all.

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that sounds to me like a semi-lucid dream

I am not so sure. This is not the first dream in which I realized the irrationality around me and tried to make sense of it, but I still acted as if it was real. I had at least one lucid dream before, but it was a very different situation (I was about to get eaten by a lion, so I consciously decided to wake up when it became apparent that I was not strong enough to slip from his grasp).

But I guess having (or trying to have) rational arguments with people in my dreams is still a pretty unusual situation.

Last night, I dreamt that Sean Moore's (the drummer from Manic Street Preachers) middle name was Eric. Even though it's Anthony.

Then I dreamt that Melissa Rauch/ Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory, gave me £2, 000.

i had a mishmash of dreams, mostly forgotten except for one where i was once again in the hospital where i used to work, one of the long-ago doctors was in our breakroom and he was playing with this curious toy, a white rubber rocket and its launching device which used compressed air, he'd pump the handle and out the rocket would zoom with a loud "SSSHHOOOOMMMPP!!" sound as it zoomed across the room, and when it would hit the opposite wall or ceiling or floor it would make a cartoony "SPPLAUMMPP!" sound. a cat that was in the breakroom with us periodically would chase the rubber rocket around and occasionally reach up with lightning speed and swat it out of the air mid-flight. then he'd sniff it and turn up his head and walk away.

After a hard day without any sleep the night before, and finally getting to sleep, I had dreams last night. They were crazy and vivid.

First dream I had, I was having sex in public, and people kept catching us, and it was embarrassing, and not fun. The girl I was with was attractive, but I felt numb and humiliated.

After that, I had dreams that a swarm of loud, invisible bees were attacking me. I ran into my house, and they followed me into the house before I could get the door closed. I used my arms to keep them away, and they did not sting me.

Then I have a dream that I'm talking with my Dad about how I make a fool of myself in front of people uncontrollably, and he wasn't trying to help me, he was mocking me. I screamed, and hit walls, and the walls felt like they were going to fall down, so I stopped.

I have a dream that my uncle has three model type women I don't know living in the house. I had a cardboard box full of dirty water, and it was my trash can, and I needed to clean it. I didn't know how, and got really nervous about it. I went outside and tried to throw it away. And then I looked down, and the cardboard box was empty, and there were openings in the bottom where the water fell out. The water was everywhere, and I was worried people would get mad at me for it. But, then I wondered if people would like me for it.

I have a dream that I woke up and realized I had a wet dream, and my family saw the evidence of it, and it was embarrassing. In the dream, I looked down, and didn't know what it was. I thought someone else put it there. And, then my family said what it was, and I realized they were right.

My final dream, and the worst one. I went onto a instant messaging site, and people were saying really bad things to me and about me, calling me names, threatening me, telling me things that were horrible that made me feel absolute despair and humiliation. But then, one guy on there used a device to measure me as a person on a scale. The device said I was an 11, and that my symbol is Savior Gem. And the guy said, "What? That doesn't make any sense." Everyone there hated me, and then this device rated me, and he was surprised and disagreed with it. I'm guessing 11 Savior Gem is a good thing then. And there was this picture of a blue stone, and when I saw it, I didn't know what it was at first, it was shaped like a sloped hill or something, it was weird looking. I assume it was this Savior Gem that the device mentioned.

After all that, I was just glad I was able to sleep 7 hours, having not slept at all the previous night.

Night from 26.02.2015 to 27.02.2015 - there was something about mushroom picking about 15 km south of my home. My grandmother (from maternal side) picked mushrooms, if I remember it well, there was (at least one) toadstool among them (I threw it out?). I saw toadstools (amanita muscaria) in the garden of my grandmother and her neighbors.

Night from 27.02.2015 to 28.02.2015. I saw poisonous mushrooms about 750 m south of my home (there were ones with "bowl-like" caps which appeared to be death caps (amanita phalloides), I was afraid that someone will pick them (my grandmoter?). When I was in my home, I saw large, dark cloud at the west. I might be aftraid of storm. The rain from it would be heavy. I saw also another dark cloud. I do not remember it so precisely.

Night from 28.02.2015 to 01.03.2015. I saw a woman who might appear to me to be an Aspijka from this forum (I have dream "about this woman" 01.01.2015 also). I did not see her face in reality. There was also something about one of the largest cities in Poland in my dream.

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Mushrooms
To see mushrooms in your dream signify unhealthy pleasures and unwise decisions in your waking life. Things that come too quickly have a tendency to disappear just as quick. Learn to appreciate the things you have. Alternatively, mushrooms symbolize growth despite going through some hardship and difficult period. To dream that you are eating mushrooms represent your leadership ability. You hold a lot of strength and power. To dream that you are picking or collecting wild mushrooms refers to a potentially harmful situation or relationship. You may be expressing doubt in some new endeavor, relationship or situation.

anyways, I had an odd series of dreams, what i can remember is i was in a college dorm circa mid 1980s, and i stepped into a room full of ballerinas, who had just come from a performance. a little girl dressed all in barney-purple walked up to me and greeted me in spanish, and in the dream i wracked my brain trying to think of something in spanish to say back to her, and failing at that just said a few things in english to her, which left her non-plussed. then i found myself inside another dorm room which had the curious property of having adjacent corner windows, large ones, and on one corner i saw outside and it was sunny daylight, with a manicured lawn and sidewalks and cars parked alongside. then i looked out the other window behind me, and it was dark outside with just starlight illuminating some tall trees. in the room was the late comedian buddy hackett as he appeared in the early 80s, he was doing a comedy routine for some young dorm resident sitting on a bed next to the entertainment console which consisted of a white CRT tv set from the era, and on the shelf below it was a vcr in the process of recording a news weather report about an upcoming windstorm, the on-air weatherperson was telling viewers to batten down the hatches and board up windows and such. i looked outside the dark-side window and saw the trees were swaying too and fro in the wind. then i awoke.

had some sort of weird army dream yet again, this time I dreamt I was in some kind of military barracks only nobody was in uniform and nobody in it was really in the military, we were just standing and sitting around there in our civvies and long hair, waiting around for some unspecified reason, only next door to us was a real military training company with real drill instructors managing recruits. I watched this parade of military officers and NCOs mixed with their wives/GFs walking down the street in front of the barracks, and then one of us went outside to watch the parade when some officious marine police sergeant saw him watching, bolted from the parade formation and ran up to him, demanding to see his ID card, and when he couldn't produce one tried to punish him so he ran with the sergeant in hot pursuit until he hid under a porch while the clueless sergeant ran past. one of our number calmly walked up to the sergeant, whipped out her military ID displaying her naval lieutenant's rank, and told him basically to chill out and get back into the parade, which he did, obediently, with the guy he chased slipping in behind him while holding onto a black miniature poodle tied on a leash. then I went to the parade also and got into an unmarked ford crown Victoria sedan, tan inside and out, and i noticed that the sky was blue and the sun was behind a cloud, much to my liking. I drove up and down the street with the parade behind my car a ways. the sergeant got up on the roof of another ford sedan with some children, and followed me. then I awoke. strange.

Last night, I dreamt that Marc and I went to a Jacqueline Wilson signing. She signed a book for me and my autograph book. Also, my autograph book had adverts in it.

Then I dreamt that Stephen Fry had his own talk show and he interviewed Daniel Radcliffe.