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TheMidnightJudge
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31 May 2007, 9:33 pm

bottled fairies

What's between an orange?

Phssthpok
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31 May 2007, 9:37 pm

Space

How many roads should a man walk down?

dumbgenius
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01 Jun 2007, 11:58 am

None. Walking down a road is illegal.

How many chickens does it take to make a McChicken.

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01 Jun 2007, 11:58 am

0, they don't use chicken.

What do they use?

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01 Jun 2007, 12:02 pm

People. Chicken aren't smart enough to make them.

How many fries does it take to make a potato?

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01 Jun 2007, 12:50 pm

None. Fries are made of Soylent Green.

Are they still finger-lickin' good?

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01 Jun 2007, 2:15 pm

It depends on which finger you lick and what that finger was touching prior to licking it.

Why are anime characters often drawn with strange hair colors?

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01 Jun 2007, 2:35 pm

That's what the artists decided to do.

How many times can you cut something in half?

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01 Jun 2007, 2:58 pm

Half as many times as it's total.

What is half?

Phssthpok
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01 Jun 2007, 3:02 pm

The black part of a zebra.

What's heavier a pound of aluminum or a pound of iron?

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01 Jun 2007, 4:59 pm

Tuesday!

Which: aluminum or iron can have an infinite fatigue life when exposed to cyclic loading?

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01 Jun 2007, 5:16 pm

Iron

What color is the number 5?

TheMaTrIx
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01 Jun 2007, 5:48 pm

Black on this forum.

Why are there trolls on this board just like any other?

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01 Jun 2007, 8:45 pm

They hope our intellect and good vibes will rub off onto them.

Are they right?

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02 Jun 2007, 3:35 am

yeah they go on message boards under a bridge!

Why does my wall taste like a clock?

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02 Jun 2007, 3:47 am

Because you seasoned it with thyme.

How do you know what a clock tastes like?

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