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22 Dec 2021, 5:01 am

Because bullies are pigs.

Are you afraid of gingerbread people?


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22 Dec 2021, 5:04 am

Only when I'm on Drury Lane.

Why doesn't KFC sell tacos?



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22 Dec 2021, 5:08 am

Because they can't pronounce it.

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22 Dec 2021, 9:20 am

Because the Colonel's first wife died eating a taco and he believes them to be a public danger.

Who would win a fight between Colonel Sanders and Ronald McDonald?


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22 Dec 2021, 10:26 am

A red dancing bee.


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22 Dec 2021, 11:01 am

Whichever company gets to broadcast it.

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22 Dec 2021, 11:01 am

Cow and Chicken.

How to use a pillow?


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22 Dec 2021, 11:06 am

Roast over a fire. Please note that similarity to the taste of marshmallows may vary.

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22 Dec 2021, 11:50 am

Place face into broad side and begin crying. Continue until either you're dry or the pillow can no longer absorb moisture.

Is chocolate good for you?


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22 Dec 2021, 12:13 pm

Only if you eat seventeen kilos of it every second of your life.

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22 Dec 2021, 1:11 pm

Yes. When you melt it down, it makes an excellent hand cream that naturally reduces skin wrinkles.

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22 Dec 2021, 1:42 pm

Sure! Woof! Woof!

What is propaganda?


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22 Dec 2021, 2:20 pm

Real crappy software, that slows your computer down.

Who is the author of the Bible?


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22 Dec 2021, 3:09 pm

My uncle Jaro.
He planted a few copies in various places and convinced people it's ancient.

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22 Dec 2021, 3:12 pm

Someone who read too much into conspiracy theories.

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22 Dec 2021, 5:22 pm

First off, it's called The Bibble. There was a typo and apparently it stuck. It was a written by an omnipotent being known as The Almighty Jimmy.

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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.