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04 May 2008, 6:18 pm

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?


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04 May 2008, 6:18 pm

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?


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04 May 2008, 6:19 pm

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? 8O


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04 May 2008, 6:20 pm

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress 8O


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04 May 2008, 6:21 pm

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


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04 May 2008, 6:21 pm

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains


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04 May 2008, 6:22 pm

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?


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04 May 2008, 6:56 pm

Why am I not studying now? :?


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04 May 2008, 8:31 pm

Why do I imagine things that are not real? :?


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04 May 2008, 11:27 pm

is the day over?



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04 May 2008, 11:38 pm

Are you a Mod, or a Rocker?


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04 May 2008, 11:40 pm

I wonder what tomorrow will hold,for me? :?:


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04 May 2008, 11:54 pm

How will I do on the exams?


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05 May 2008, 12:44 am

To be :skull: or Not to be....

That is the question. :shrug:


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05 May 2008, 5:06 am

why have people been avoiding me?

why are their eye's so cold?

why am i so grotesque and unloveable?


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05 May 2008, 5:53 am

Hunchback of Nortre Dame? :?


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