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05 Aug 2006, 2:32 am

Because the makers of South Park have a giant ray gun which is actually meant to transform people into Kennys but it is malfunctioning.

Why is yellow yellow?

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05 Aug 2006, 6:01 am

They thought the word 'yellow' sounded cheery.

Why is there only three primary colours?

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05 Aug 2006, 10:40 am

Because all the other colors are intelligent and well adjusted enough to separate themselves from the bullies.

Why do we identify colors with gender?

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05 Aug 2006, 10:56 am

Because we look better in color.

Why do we have black and white if we prefer color?

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05 Aug 2006, 12:09 pm

It's because people are stuck in the past and since they watched TV shows in black and white, they have to have everything black and white.

Would it be possible to make a tower out of Cheeze Wiz somehow?

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05 Aug 2006, 12:50 pm

Sheesh!! were you born yesterday?? Have'nt you heard of the Leaning Tower of Cheesewizia?? :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol:

Wht don't more people believe in Flying Spagetti Monster?

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05 Aug 2006, 6:40 pm

Because they have not heard his word

Can someone think of a quetion for me?

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05 Aug 2006, 8:33 pm

I could if you asked nicely, but ...

... do you always expect others to do your work for you, 'cuda?

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05 Aug 2006, 11:26 pm

'Cuda...humhmph, yes, I am 'Cuda, err, aspiecuda2 her cousin... jk/lol.

What would it be like if the whole ocean was made of Jello?

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06 Aug 2006, 9:13 am

We would see jello fish in lime and kiwi-strawberry flavors.

Wouldn't that take some of the fun out of surfing?

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06 Aug 2006, 11:39 am

No, because you could bounce off the waves to catch more air!!

Why do people still read books??

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06 Aug 2006, 12:48 pm

instant access to infomation

why the hell did we invert the internet?

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06 Aug 2006, 3:59 pm

We inverted the 'Net because we're Aspies. It's how we gained control of the world! (Or did you mean to ask why we invented the internet??)

Why do people insist on downloading 'normal' ringtones for their cellphones!?

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06 Aug 2006, 7:37 pm

Hey, some people are just Ǽζ%@Ђ and even their phones are Ю*#&ڞ?ﯔﺶ

What the hell are you LOOKING at?

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06 Aug 2006, 10:32 pm

I'M looking at that drop-dead gorgeous girl in your avatar, and wondering how I can get horizontal with her.

Soooooo, who is she??

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06 Aug 2006, 10:42 pm

It's him dressed up as a transvestite

How come there is no mouse flavored cat food?

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