The corrupted wish game

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17 Oct 2006, 12:27 am

Granted!! You accidently slice yourself open while practicing with it and bleed to death.

I wish Anna-Nicole-Smith would die a spectacular entertaining death so I could enjoy watching it on T.V. while drinking a beer.

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17 Oct 2006, 12:32 am

Anna Nicole Smith appears on Jerry Springer's show about mothers whose adult sons have died in mysterious circumstances while visiting them in hospital. Anna demonstrates to the audience how a combination of Zoloft, Lexapro, Methadone heroin and morphine is dangerous and she dies in an epileptic fit on the show.

As Springer is Scrapheap's favourite show, he watches while drinking a VB.

I wish I could fit a blown big block V8 with nitrous to a Routemaster.

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17 Oct 2006, 10:57 am

wish garnted but it doesn't make any difference

I wish that rubber ducks were a great as garlic

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17 Oct 2006, 2:31 pm

Granted!! The just don't taste as good.

I wish it was Spring turning to summer up here!!

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17 Oct 2006, 2:57 pm

Granted, but sun will burn yor skin, because this summer will be the hottest of your life

I wish I would eat a chocolate ice cream

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17 Oct 2006, 3:30 pm

It's poisoned.

I wish Cloud wouldn't try to stop me.

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17 Oct 2006, 3:51 pm

You are Zidane

I wish my homework would be ready

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17 Oct 2006, 3:53 pm

Your homework blows up because you turned me into Zidane.

I wish I wasn't Zidane anymore.

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17 Oct 2006, 3:58 pm

Granted. Now, you are Tifa

I wish I could be a green iguana

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17 Oct 2006, 4:01 pm

You are Aerith in a green iguana suit. I use my shapeshifting ability to become Sephiroth again. You remember what Sephiroth does to Aerith don't you?

I wish Mustard was dead.

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17 Oct 2006, 4:13 pm

Granted. It explodes, without any reason, beside you, and you receive the damage too.

I wish I would be immortal

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17 Oct 2006, 4:20 pm

The world ends.

I wish I could frag more n00bz

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17 Oct 2006, 4:23 pm

granted, but the noobs come for you with their indestructable rubber chicken armies

i wish the computer lit. room was of normal temperature

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17 Oct 2006, 8:59 pm

Granted, but it's the normal room temperature...of HELL!
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I wish Osaka from Azumanga Daioh got enrolled into Hogwarts.

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17 Oct 2006, 9:26 pm

They get murdered very soon.

I wish I spoke Latin.

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17 Oct 2006, 11:14 pm

Granted. You no longer speek english.

I wish I was a fox morph (fox person/furrie).

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