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Dear, DEAR swbluto, So sorry to be the one to have to tell you, but that avatar kitten of yours is the one who's been using your Paypal account online and having all those cases of gourmet cat food sent to your address. AND she ate your Rottweiler. Happy Holidays...Sylkat

You talk to yourself in the abnormal manner.

You're a DOUCHE CANOE!

apparently a cowardly grub eater

Is the grub.

Grub: Metamorphs into a fly which buzzes around annoying people. Rather like Those Who Shall Not Be Named.

But they know who they are.

Sylkat

I can't tell it you're weird and wiccan, or Harry Potter-esque. Whichever you find ruder!

Banished the baboons and baboos [sic].

Dear Kevin, Where did you send the baboons? Did you send plenty of disposable diapers with them?

Oh, no! You didn't send them over to that abandoned house to keep the banshee company, did you?

Ooh, you are evil...I'm proud of you...Sylkat

dear sylkat ,what the hell happened to your hair? did you cut it with a lawnmower blade?

P.s. I hope I clicked on the say something rude link otherwise I am being...well...rude...:/

Disposable diapers for the baboons? Cough drops for the banshee? But I thought they sent YOU to get them!

Dear Kevin, I was intending to buy the diapers and lozenges, but there was a sale at
Brine's Bait, Tackle, and Fine WineStore, so I guiltily stocked up on Merlot, Cabernet, and Nightcrawlers....Sylkat...

You thought you could help the baboons with alcohol? Have you any idea what they will do now? The whole block will be littered with nightcrawler segments!

Dear Kevin, Actually, I thought that the Merlot might get the Banshee to attempt some singing rather than her squalling and yelling Gaelic epithets. I rather assumed that the twenty-five pounds of night crawlers might serve as hors d'ouvres (with the Cabernet, of course) for the baboons. I shall be watching the Southern California evening news avidly just to see what develops....Sylkat

You..you...ethnocentric organ! How could you insult the Gaelic culture that created the banshee?! Now, no one will end up dying in that particular building!

Dear Kevin, In just exactly what way did I insult my own heritage? And, in addition, no culture creates Banshees.....they are Irish spirits or bogeys, they are supernatural and are of and from the sacred ancient land they haunt. Furthermore, by singing the names of the soon-to-be-inhumed rather than howling their approaching ends, DEAtH'S approach might be a little less depressing.

Oh, sorry, I forgot to be rude:

You're silly and your mother dresses you funny.

Sylkat