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06 Dec 2006, 9:18 am

rubber nuclear weapons


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06 Dec 2006, 11:37 am

A bucket of camel snot.


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06 Dec 2006, 1:01 pm

a losing lottery ticket



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06 Dec 2006, 1:20 pm

A broken CD


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06 Dec 2006, 1:21 pm

Frozen poop on stick



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06 Dec 2006, 1:25 pm

A urine popsicle.


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06 Dec 2006, 2:09 pm

Nick Nolte's jock strap.



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06 Dec 2006, 2:29 pm

Richard Nixon's used Kleenex.


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06 Dec 2006, 5:13 pm

a drunk bob the llama...he's quite the spitter and biter


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06 Dec 2006, 7:32 pm

Potatoes fried in Vaseline.


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06 Dec 2006, 8:17 pm

Cheese and butter melted with chocolate and tomatoes.

I WOULDN'T eat that.


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06 Dec 2006, 8:26 pm

Dirty sock soup.


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06 Dec 2006, 9:10 pm

sock filled with napalm.


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06 Dec 2006, 9:21 pm

Sock with radioactive waste in it!! !! !


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06 Dec 2006, 9:22 pm

a knuckle, finger and boot sandwich :)


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06 Dec 2006, 11:30 pm

a years subscription to the jello of the month club.