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KyleTheGhost
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29 Jul 2013, 5:54 am

Ash Ketchum should be my age by now.


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29 Jul 2013, 10:48 am

Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do
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When they come for you


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29 Jul 2013, 12:45 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ash Ketchum should be my age by now.


Or mine, more-or-less.


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29 Jul 2013, 5:10 pm

equestriatola wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ash Ketchum should be my age by now.


Or mine, more-or-less.


And so should Maggie from The Simpsons.


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30 Jul 2013, 4:18 am

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!


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30 Jul 2013, 11:42 am

I feel unusually tired after waking up at 9am.......


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31 Jul 2013, 5:44 am

A sun rises but it doesn't 'set'.


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31 Jul 2013, 2:58 pm

Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa!


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31 Jul 2013, 6:06 pm

Equestria is fictional, but L.A. isn't. :D


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01 Aug 2013, 4:38 pm

Then it happened. He came into my life. At first, I thought it was Santa Claus. Then it hit me: Santa probably wouldn't smell of cheap wine. Besides, he was beginning to fill his bag with things that didn't belong to him. I was scared stiff, but I realized I had to do something; I realized I was the man of the house.


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01 Aug 2013, 5:02 pm

somebody has to breed happier carrots.



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01 Aug 2013, 7:49 pm

Ladies and gentelemen! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please! In this corner, wearing white, from the city of the big shoulders, the Number One Contender, in a ten round exhibition for your entertainment. So when the bell sounds, prepare yourselves for the main event!


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01 Aug 2013, 9:19 pm

A dog barked up a tree, and the tree barked back. There is a woodpecker sitting in the tree, but the woodpecker didn't speak. And the tree said; One day, heaven will die. And the dog barked back.



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02 Aug 2013, 1:07 am

I wanna eat me a smoked salmon, stewed onion and cheddar cheese deep-dish pizza.



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02 Aug 2013, 6:39 am

'You know nothing, Jon Snow.'


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02 Aug 2013, 12:12 pm

my frontosa won't "give it up" to my hybrid peacock?


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