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02 Jun 2007, 5:28 am

By tasting it.

Which is superior: Analog clock or digital clock?

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02 Jun 2007, 5:32 am

Depends if you like them digital-y looking numbers or not.

Why is it such a nice-looking day today?

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02 Jun 2007, 6:15 am

Because the world is deceiving you into thinking it won't rain today.

Can the horns of a dilemma really hurt you?

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02 Jun 2007, 6:35 am

Only in controlled airspace.

Why don't the aviation authorities paint the edges of class G airspace for easier identificaton?

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02 Jun 2007, 6:55 am

GamerGuy wrote:

For those of you who know this game, whoo hoo, you can get on with it, but for those who don't:

THE RULES:
Answer the above user's stupid question with a weird and stupid answer, and ask another one to the next poster.

Format:

Bob's Post:
(Answer to stupid question)
(Leave a space or two)
(2nd space)
(Stupid Question)

EX:
Bob: "Why is the grass green?"

Fred: "Because it got sick. PERMENANTLY"

Fred (In the same post): "Why do cows have spots?"

Okay, so that was a bad example, but I hope you get it.

(NOTE: This is not intended to give answer to any REAL HONEST QUESTIONS, this is just a fun game to pass the time.

. If you ask something honest, you will get a stupid answer.)

STARTING!! !

Why is Pepsi soda brown?

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02 Jun 2007, 7:57 am

Because easier identification is a crazy, crazy idea that should be suppressed.

Where IS Waldo?

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02 Jun 2007, 9:30 am

In Florida.

What time will the bus to Largo Town Center arrive?

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02 Jun 2007, 10:08 am

At exactly the right time

Why don't haebormasters have the channels painted?

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02 Jun 2007, 11:08 am

Because they hate you.

If you could walk 500 miles, would you walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door?

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02 Jun 2007, 11:28 am

The Proclaimers!

What would you proclaim?

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02 Jun 2007, 5:06 pm

That I am your lord and master, and you should all worship me.

Would you sing my praises?

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02 Jun 2007, 5:15 pm

[singingoutloud]MY PRAISES[/singingoutloud]

What is life different from death?

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02 Jun 2007, 5:24 pm

Life requires far more effort.

What would you do with an empty paper towel roll?

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Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
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02 Jun 2007, 5:38 pm

Use it as a telescope. Yarr, me hearties!

Why do pirates always have parrots as pets?

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02 Jun 2007, 5:46 pm

MrSinister wrote:

Use it as a telescope. Yarr, me hearties!

Why do pirates always have parrots as pets?

Because an elephant is too heavy to sit on their shoulders.

Why do I like South Park so much?

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02 Jun 2007, 6:12 pm

because it's still relevant and funny.

Do we sleep to be awake or do we stay awake in order to safely sleep?

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