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25 Mar 2012, 6:53 am

I didn't run today. Especially not by a river.

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25 Mar 2012, 7:42 am

I'm so gonna get awesome marks for this assignment.

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25 Mar 2012, 7:47 am

We don't have 4 birds at my house.

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25 Mar 2012, 7:49 am

Terrible weather we're having

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25 Mar 2012, 7:59 am

I agree.

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25 Mar 2012, 1:39 pm

I have posted anything on the entire internet. At all. Ever.

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25 Mar 2012, 3:23 pm

I do not speak english, and this post isn't really here... it's all in your head.

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25 Mar 2012, 5:14 pm

I own two telepathic runner beans and a singing cucumber.

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25 Mar 2012, 7:25 pm

Dear Cornflake, If you happen to see some tap-dancing cantaloupes in your yard, they're mine...they got out under the fence again, sorry......

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25 Mar 2012, 10:06 pm

My favourite word is "sanity".

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25 Mar 2012, 10:30 pm

Im Batman!

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25 Mar 2012, 10:37 pm

I'm not a thread-killer.

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25 Mar 2012, 10:46 pm

I believe you

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26 Mar 2012, 2:49 am

Glowsticks are made using unicorn blood.

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26 Mar 2012, 4:33 am

Rabbit is not making oatcakes.

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26 Mar 2012, 12:12 pm

Today was the coldest day ever.

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