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03 Nov 2017, 10:13 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:

i seem to have completely forgotten that you can remove your toenail without chopping off the appendage altogether. :roll:

might just erase that thread since now i look like an overdramatic ass

I think people who have been in your position understand the frustration and how utterly disabling it can be.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:14 pm

How exactly do you let someone go?
Do you send them a Separation Certificate?

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03 Nov 2017, 10:16 pm

You cut them off. Disconnect them from you.

When I do it it cannot be undone.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:16 pm

Raleigh wrote:

How exactly do you let someone go?
Do you send them a Separation Certificate?

You can write a 'dear John' letter.

If they are called John.

If not you are s**t out of luck and just have to kill them and bury them under the porch.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:17 pm

I do like the idea of a certificate, mind. Or maybe you could send them a little card.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:19 pm

RikMayall wrote:

Raleigh wrote:

How exactly do you let someone go?
Do you send them a Separation Certificate?

You can write a 'dear John' letter.

If they are called John.

If not you are s**t out of luck and just have to kill them and bury them under the porch.

Amateur hour.
You dissolve them in acid, obviously.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:21 pm

Dear John,

I am downsizing and unfortunately this means I will have to let you go.

Have a nice day!

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03 Nov 2017, 10:23 pm

racheypie666 wrote:

RikMayall wrote:

Raleigh wrote:

How exactly do you let someone go?
Do you send them a Separation Certificate?

You can write a 'dear John' letter.

If they are called John.

If not you are s**t out of luck and just have to kill them and bury them under the porch.

Amateur hour.
You dissolve them in acid, obviously.

I was fascinated to read that water cremation is now a thing.
You can now pay to have your remains turned to sludge.
Lovely thought.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:26 pm

I think "happiness" is too high a goal.
I would settle for "not being horribly depressed".
Or "infrequently suicidal", at a pinch.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:29 pm

Can you believe some people don't have thoughts of suicide?
I'm still not convinced that it's not normal to.
I think about it literally every day, for as long as I can remember, too.

You don't have to aim for happiness to be happy. Life is very capable of surprises.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:34 pm

If you're not thinking of death you're not living, IMO.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:35 pm

racheypie666 wrote:

Life is very capable of surprises.

Not saying that like you don't know it.

Just, the nasty surprises tend to feel less like surprises, and more like, yes, of course that would f*****g happen.
The good ones are wow, what the f**k, test this a million times before I (still don't quite) believe it.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:37 pm

The only euphoric episodes I've had have come after reaching a complete rock bottom.
Yay for rocky bottoms.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:42 pm

Raleigh wrote:

I think "happiness" is too high a goal.
I would settle for "not being horribly depressed".
Or "infrequently suicidal", at a pinch.

Me too. It would be nice to occasionally feel something besides a dull sense of unhappiness or nothing at all, but I'll settle for being able to look at veins through my skin and not wanting to slice them open.

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03 Nov 2017, 10:44 pm

^^
Well I've only had one.

Every good thing I've had in my life, I feel like I don't deserve it and it's there as a fluke. Impostor syndrome, goes hard until I lose it all.

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03 Nov 2017, 11:08 pm

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