WP Addicts Anonymous

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Hey you.

You're up late, or early.

Both.

Can I marry my paddleboard?
We're in love.

Can I marry my Quadcopter,
Damn thing flies like the Millennium Falcon,
Needs better antenna
Needs a OSD
Might fall out of sky at any minute, no way to detect battery voltage
Leans ever so slightly to the right

But the thing is godly and when I upgrade it, it'll still be the Millennium Falcon, cause I'll probably never upgrade it and cause I have no idea what I am doing, I plug s**t in until it works and plugged this s**t in and... it flipped upside down lol. Then I plugged s**t in again and I was in the air, C3P0 said we'll doomed and we were pretty much doomed.

But hey, it flies

I f****d up.

I was on checkouts at work and I was serving a mum and her toddler. About halfway through scanning all their shopping, the kid began screaming/crying because he'd hit his hand on the side of the trolley or something. Anyway the mum tried to get him to stop crying, but he wouldn't, so she picked him up and held him on her hip, and went back to packing her shopping with only one of her hands available.
At this point I should have offered to help her pack. I didn't though because the little boy was so loud and my brain was getting scrambled, the thought didn't enter my head.
In the end one of my colleagues came over and offered to help, and made a big show of it and gave me a look. At which point I felt pretty f*****g worthless.

I don't try to be mean or selfish and I come off that way anyway.
I don't really care what the customer thought of me because I will probably never see her again, but now that colleague thinks I'm an idiot and/or a selfish twat.
This was yesterday and it's still bothering me.

f**k.

The boy stopped crying as soon as he saw his sweets, btw. Not really relevant but I hate when kids do that, terrible, harrowing screams of anguish and then ooh sweets, they just shut them off.

Never be a cashier without smoking weed everyday lulz

I don't care what the customers thought of me either, it comes down to survival in that level of hellish environment. Also I was not just on weed so if I checked anyone out here and was like, that dude was stoned. I was, I don't deny it, I was tripping so much balls actually that I wasn't real sure what planet I was on. Yes I got fired and yes I completely agree with it and no I have no regrets in that particular job, F them. Though to be 100% fair, I was not hired as a cashier and I told them such job would be a nightmare and panic attack and they agreed not make me a cashier before hire and made me a cashier. Does that make coming to work seeing colorful patterns right? No but if were gonna b***h about, they were in the wrong too lulz

Now that everyone thinks your idiot, you have nothing to lose walking around seeing neon colors

If people think your an idiot, you probably are.

The solution is to get high and stay high.

If people think you're an idiot, they're an idiot.
Idjit.

There's a "first thing that comes to mind" virus on WP.

It's better than the slower-spreading but more dangerous "why do women/feminists do X" virus.