What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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14 Apr 2015, 12:18 am

^^^
let's hope so. :)



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14 Apr 2015, 4:25 pm

Raleigh wrote:
I haven't had a weird dream in a while but this one was pretty trippy...

I'm lying outside at night under some iron barks and gum trees watching the stars twinkle between their bare branches. I see something start to float down from the sky. At first I think it's the stars, but as they get closer I see they're star shaped, spinifex-like feathery 'puffs'. When they reach the ground they instantly sprout legs and start scurrying around. Then they morph further into some kind of grey, moppy dog-like creature. I'm very interested in them but they quickly run away into the darkness.

Next I see the tree branches have suddenly come alive with writhing, fluffy, orange and brown caterpillars that are about as long and thick as my arm. As I watch them hump about I notice they have silver wires attached to them. They're puppets, and the night is their puppeteer, dressed in black but still discernible against the sky.

Next, I'm in a tent with canvas flaps at the entrance. As I'm lying there, a lumberjack comes through the opening. He's wearing a yellow hard hat, flannel shirt and a leather vest. His face is bright orange. He's a muppet. (I think I've seen the actual character on an episode of the Muppet Show). When I see him, I get really angry. I try to tell him to get out but my mouth doesn't seem to be working properly and it comes out like, "gmmff omph hmmpf!". I keep trying to say, "Get out of here!" repeatedly, and each time I say it the words get a little clearer and louder.

Unfortunately at this point I'm woken by my partner to be told I'm making some loud, orgasmic-like noises in my sleep :oops: .


Whoa...

Wait a minute.

So at the climax of this dream... you were almost raped!

And...the would be rapist was....one of the Muppets?

Hmmm...

Being raped by a Muppet? What would Freud have made of THAT?

Lol!

BTW
With most people your body gives out a chemical that impedes your muscles while you sleep. That way you can dream without punching your partner. Thats why people often have dreams in which their bodies are impeded or frozen when they try to run, or punch. So thats why your jaws were semi paralized.



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15 Apr 2015, 12:12 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Raleigh wrote:

Whoa...

Wait a minute.

So at the climax of this dream... you were almost raped!

And...the would be rapist was....one of the Muppets?

Hmmm...

Being raped by a Muppet? What would Freud have made of THAT?

Lol!

Well.....he was quite a dashing muppet...

Wait, what? When did I say anything about rape? Would you mind keeping your seedy puppet porn fantasies to yourself? At least limit them to the adult section of this forum, which I'm not allowed to visit as I am only 15! Says so right there on my profile lol.


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15 Apr 2015, 12:26 am

:o



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16 Apr 2015, 11:45 pm

I dreamt I was in some place designed like an old roman spa, and there were these decorative pools with statuary in them, and in these pools was a delicious reddish-yellow soup made from onions and garlic and green peppers and a very mellow white wine, and I was marveling at the deliciousness of it.



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17 Apr 2015, 1:01 pm

was awoken at about 5 by a nightmare of working in a hospital and the surgeons were doing an experimental surgery on some poor lady sans anaesthetic, they were cutting open her thigh in some futuristic apparatus and she was screaming her head off and no matter where in the hospital I ran I could hear her screams. it made me bolt upright in bed, and for hours afterwards I tossed and turned and worried. ach! 8O



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19 Apr 2015, 1:54 am

i dreamt i was in some kind of high school classroom, much younger but also much more wise and focused, i was shunned no matter where i sat in the freeform classroom i was in, so i ended up having to sit by myself at a desk about 10 feet from the rest of the students in there, who also were throwing their dirty garbage and hospital linens at me and calling me names, but i didn't care because in this utterly unique dream i knew they were just a bunch of barking mutts while i was going soon to a better place, and was just biding my time there until the teacher came back with a permission form for me to leave, when it was time for me to go! :mrgreen:



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19 Apr 2015, 2:00 am

auntblabby wrote:
i dreamt i was in some kind of high school classroom, much younger but also much more wise and focused, i was shunned no matter where i sat in the freeform classroom i was in, so i ended up having to sit by myself at a desk about 10 feet from the rest of the students in there, who also were throwing their dirty garbage and hospital linens at me and calling me names, but i didn't care because in this utterly unique dream i knew they were just a bunch of barking mutts while i was going soon to a better place, and was just biding my time there until the teacher came back with a permission form for me to leave, when it was time for me to go! :mrgreen:


when will those nightmares end :(

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19 Apr 2015, 2:55 am

Booyakasha wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
i dreamt i was in some kind of high school classroom, much younger but also much more wise and focused, i was shunned no matter where i sat in the freeform classroom i was in, so i ended up having to sit by myself at a desk about 10 feet from the rest of the students in there, who also were throwing their dirty garbage and hospital linens at me and calling me names, but i didn't care because in this utterly unique dream i knew they were just a bunch of barking mutts while i was going soon to a better place, and was just biding my time there until the teacher came back with a permission form for me to leave, when it was time for me to go! :mrgreen:


when will those nightmares end :( *hugs*

but that one had a happy ending! :D I got to LEAVE that place to go someplace better :)



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19 Apr 2015, 3:15 am

auntblabby wrote:
Booyakasha wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
i dreamt i was in some kind of high school classroom, much younger but also much more wise and focused, i was shunned no matter where i sat in the freeform classroom i was in, so i ended up having to sit by myself at a desk about 10 feet from the rest of the students in there, who also were throwing their dirty garbage and hospital linens at me and calling me names, but i didn't care because in this utterly unique dream i knew they were just a bunch of barking mutts while i was going soon to a better place, and was just biding my time there until the teacher came back with a permission form for me to leave, when it was time for me to go! :mrgreen:


when will those nightmares end :( *hugs*

but that one had a happy ending! :D I got to LEAVE that place to go someplace better :)


Ok cool, at least that! :D



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19 Apr 2015, 3:28 am

I see it as a transcendental dream :) like it was telling me I could leave all the barking mutts behind :bounce:



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20 Apr 2015, 2:14 am

I'm walking down the street and I see this guy ahead of me flick his lit cigarette butt under a parked car. Then I'm scrabbling in the dirt for the butt and start puffing on it sitting on my haunches in the middle of the pavement much to everyone's disgust. Some guy holding a takeaway coffee backs away at the spectacle and falls down a boxed culvert. I rush over to see if he's dead (or at least knocked-out) so I can claim his coffee. People crowd around and I start hissing at them. Then I wake up.
Much like a normal Saturday night out really, except there was no alcohol involved :lol:


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20 Apr 2015, 2:41 am

^^^
that is an A1 commanding general of a dream! :star: :star: :star: :star:



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20 Apr 2015, 3:42 am

I had two strange dreams Saturday night, they were weirdly similar but make no sense to me.

In the first my mother told me a story from her past. It was essentially about how in her youth, she had been in love with a girl with black hair, called Sam or Sarah or something like that I think. But they never got together. It was like watching a sad romantic movie, though I don't remember much of it. However in real life my mother is totally straight.

The second dream was similar, my mother revealed to me that she had read my emails and discovered one email a girl had written to me, implying somehow that I was lesbian. I got so mad that she would spy on me like that and announced that I would move out (I have actually already moved out). Then she was sorry and asked me to stay. I didn't really want to go but felt like I had to.

I am actually bisexual and my mother doesn't know that, it's just weird that this would suddenly come up in my dreams, I haven't thought about it in ages.


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20 Apr 2015, 11:21 am

Aside from the one I posted as its own thread, there was one about being a member of a team whose task was to capture xenomorphs and transplant them to a world that had been terraformed for them to live in with plants specifically designed for them to eat instead of human brains. We had heavy acid-proof armor and used electrolasers, taser-dart machine guns, sleeping gas grenades, and other methods to stun the creatures prior to transporting them to their own new world.


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20 Apr 2015, 11:42 am

^^^
:o cool dream :)