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02 Jun 2007, 6:41 pm

We sleep and are awake in order to survive long enough to decide that under current circumstances it's better not to make babies.

What is your strongest instinct?

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02 Jun 2007, 6:52 pm

Self-loathing.

How fast would you have to be in order to be able to run around the world and punch yourself in the back of your own head?

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03 Jun 2007, 7:42 am

You have to be a Sports Genius.

How did I go from being a Mid-1960s Mod to being a Late-1970s Punker in less than a day, back in early February?

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03 Jun 2007, 7:47 am

You ate a whole bunch of Sex Pistols albums by mistake.

What lies beyond the final frontier?

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03 Jun 2007, 7:51 am

Aparently an evil god.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck noris?

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03 Jun 2007, 8:08 am

An evil penguin.

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

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03 Jun 2007, 8:18 am

Babies, duh.

Why are good sniper rifles semi-automatic?

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03 Jun 2007, 8:33 am

snipers could robots

why are the people in the Simpsons have yellow skin, except the black characters?

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03 Jun 2007, 2:40 pm

Because they all have super-jaundice, which also takes away their fourth finger and gives them all overbites.

Why is Bart Simpson still ten after twenty years?

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03 Jun 2007, 5:07 pm

'Cause he's obviously into cryonics. XD

Do hall monitors really exist?

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03 Jun 2007, 5:24 pm

No. However, hall monitor lizards have been widely employed since 9/11.

Shall we then all say?

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