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26 Mar 2012, 3:32 pm

Today is the warmest day of the year so far in Portland.


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26 Mar 2012, 5:14 pm

The lions and tigers have been prowling around my garden again.



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26 Mar 2012, 5:22 pm

The Terradactyls have built a nest on my chimney.

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26 Mar 2012, 5:33 pm

Ooh, I daren't think how big their eggs would be :)

The T-Rex has just trodden on my garden furniture. Luckily the lions and tigers got out of the way pretty quickly.



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26 Mar 2012, 5:58 pm

A Titanoboa has made an absolute MESS of my swimming pool, and I am extremely annoyed.
However, since the estimated length of those things is 45 to 48 feet, and since they supposedly swallowed Crocodiles whole, I chose not to try to shoo her away with my garden rake.....

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26 Mar 2012, 6:05 pm

Alfred Hitchcock was a fashion model.



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26 Mar 2012, 6:21 pm

Alfred Hitchcock was also a ballet dancer...quite unforgettable to see him in his leotards.

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26 Mar 2012, 6:47 pm

Ronald Regan had a neck like the finest alabaster. Grown women would swoon over it.


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26 Mar 2012, 6:49 pm

Nancy Reagon was a robot.

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26 Mar 2012, 6:51 pm

Hillary Clinton celebrates autism.


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26 Mar 2012, 6:56 pm

Cockney Rebel collects Routemaster buses in his back yard. All the new style buses are jealous.

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26 Mar 2012, 10:08 pm

Sylkat once ran for public office in the Ukraine - and won.


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26 Mar 2012, 10:15 pm

The Social Network deserved to be nominated for Best Picture.


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26 Mar 2012, 10:17 pm

Astronauts don't take they waste home with them, rather they flushing it in space.


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27 Mar 2012, 12:45 am

i couldn't be more happy!



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27 Mar 2012, 4:09 am

I can bring dinosaurs back to life and rule the world.


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